Corrupt A Wish [4]

Granted, but now Percy Jackson is.

I wish humanity wasn't so obsessed with unicorns...

Kelpies wrote:Granted, but now Percy Jackson is.

I wish humanity wasn't so obsessed with unicorns...

*GASP* HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT PERCY JACKSON IS WEIRD?!

Wish granted, but they are now obsessed with pegasi.

*Cough.* And your wish is...?

My wish is that I could do something right.

Granted. You can now successfully style lions' manes. Useful, no?

I wish there weren't so many tests.

Granted but now the tests that do exist take years to complete

I wish for infinite wishes

Granted, but none of them will ever come true.

I wish that all my dreams would come true with minimal effort on my part.

Granted, but others will have to overexert in your stead, which will cause bad things to happen to them

I wish it would be less cold during nights :<

Granted, but now you're boiling hot instead.

I wish real life had more random musical numbers.

Granted, but then they're all you hear.

I wish that I could satisfy my hunger...

Granted, but now your stomach is always so full it hurts.

I wish that I wasn't so largely proportioned...

Granted, but now you are so thin that your lungs are to compressed to sustain you with oxygen, so you die of dehydration.

I wish I was a sports star.

Granted, but you work on a team that absolutely stinks.

I wish my wish were incorruptible...

Granted, but they don't come true.

I wish I could go to sleep right now.

Granted, but then you never wake up.

I wish I could dream at will...