Corrupt A Wish [4]

Granted, but it only has 6 books, five of which are trashy romance novels.

I wish I could go on vacation.

granted you vacationed at Antarctica

I wish I owned Canada

Granted, but you are a terrible ruler, so the Canadians rebel against you and execute you.

I wish I could score high in exams.

Granted, but you only score high in eye exams.

I wish I had more coffee in my mug.

Granted, but then you spill it all over yourself.

I wish I could run fast...

Granted, but you have no stamina, so you can only run fast for three seconds before you're exhausted.

I wish I could sleep.

Granted, but then you are always tired and can never get anything done.

I wish that I was a dragon...

Granted, but then you're too big and clumsy and all your neighbors put you on trial for smashing their houses.

I wish that my wish wasn't able to be corrupted...

Granted. But then your wish would be absolutely horrible so that it needs no corruption.

I wish I was a storybook character.

Granted, but you die in the first five pages.

I wish I could control people with my mind.

Granted, but only the incapable ones.

I wish that all my wishes could come true...

Granted, but you only get them for a second, and then it all disappears.

I wish I could be super rich

Granted. You now have a billion dollars in pennies.

I wish my desk was bigger.

Granted. Your new desk is now installed in a brilliant office in a different dimention.

I wish that I had a poison-free cookie right now...

Granted, but while they are not poisoned, they are made of cardboard and taste like it.

I wish I could be a wizard