Corrupt A Wish [4]

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Deadman
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Fri Nov 22, 2013 1:05 pm
Deadman says... · Fri Nov 22, 2013 1:05 pm
Granted, but it takes even longer to get it done.

I wish that the morning wouldn't come so early.

(I don't get hit too much, but when I do it's a little sting, and a red mark for a few hours.)
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Fri Nov 22, 2013 2:32 pm
malachitear says... · Fri Nov 22, 2013 2:32 pm
Granted, but then the day ends later, which makes it all the same.

I wish I could tell a person's intentions by looking at them.

(I'm amazed.)
The fault must partly have been in me.
The bird was not to blame for his key.

And of course there must be something wrong
In wanting to silence any song.

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Fri Nov 22, 2013 4:35 pm
Deadman says... · Fri Nov 22, 2013 4:35 pm
Granted, but you forget immediately after.

I wish that it wasn't raining.
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Fri Nov 22, 2013 5:46 pm
turtlethatroars says... · Fri Nov 22, 2013 5:46 pm
Granted, but it starts hailing basketball size chunks of hail.

I wish I could do my math work right now.
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Fri Nov 22, 2013 8:21 pm
Deadman says... · Fri Nov 22, 2013 8:21 pm
Granted, but it's all wrong! Bwahahahaha!

I wish I hadn't stepped on that Lego! Those things are worse than spikes!
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Fri Nov 22, 2013 11:03 pm
Zolen says... · Fri Nov 22, 2013 11:03 pm
Granted you stepped on spikes yesterday, and today you will step on legos will your spike stabbed feet.

I wish I became an immortal god king.
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Sat Nov 23, 2013 12:13 am
malachitear says... · Sat Nov 23, 2013 12:13 am
Zolen, that was an incredibly painful way to corrupt XD

WELCOME tkpejb!

Granted, but then you are overthrown by your huma minions and discarded in a small cardboard box.

I wish my room could clean itself.
The fault must partly have been in me.
The bird was not to blame for his key.

And of course there must be something wrong
In wanting to silence any song.

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Mon Nov 25, 2013 12:57 pm
Deadman says... · Mon Nov 25, 2013 12:57 pm
Granted, but you are now unable to find things!

I wish that I wasn't getting sick.
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Mon Nov 25, 2013 6:58 pm
turtlethatroars says... · Mon Nov 25, 2013 6:58 pm
Granted, but everyone you care about gets deathly sick.

I wish I wasn't hungry right now.
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Mon Nov 25, 2013 7:38 pm
Deadman says... · Mon Nov 25, 2013 7:38 pm
Granted, but you will be later, and you will be unable to get food!

I wish I could keep my eyes open....
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Mon Nov 25, 2013 8:33 pm
deaththekid8 says... · Mon Nov 25, 2013 8:33 pm
granted but they will burn constantly

I wish I could create awesome cosplay props like those seen on youtube
Well i feel the need to spin some new flavor into my writing so let's begin.
... ... aaaaand i got nada.
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Mon Nov 25, 2013 11:42 pm
Deadman says... · Mon Nov 25, 2013 11:42 pm
Granted, but you never get to use them.

I wish that the boys could win the battle of the sexes.
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Tue Nov 26, 2013 7:41 pm
Pencil2paper says... · Tue Nov 26, 2013 7:41 pm
Granted, but the girls will kill you and steal the trophy afterward.

I wish I could have a universal remote that controls the entire universe.
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Chuck Norris- worshiping gnomes, undead pandas, pet chupacabras and undead Keanu Reeves-what could possibly go wrong?
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Tue Nov 26, 2013 7:49 pm
Deadman says... · Tue Nov 26, 2013 7:49 pm
Granted, but things go just as badly for you as they did Adam Sandler in the move Click.

I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow and could go to my bowling match.
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Thu Nov 28, 2013 1:30 am
SaraiRayne says... · Thu Nov 28, 2013 1:30 am
Granted, but then you drop your bowling ball on your foot every time you go to pick it up.

I wish my parents weren’t so strict.
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