Corrupt A Wish [4]

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FatCowsSis
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Wed Dec 11, 2013 1:52 am
FatCowsSis says... · Wed Dec 11, 2013 1:52 am
Granted, but instead of two degrees, it's negative 10.

I wish I could fall asleep easily.
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Wed Dec 11, 2013 1:21 pm
Deadman says... · Wed Dec 11, 2013 1:21 pm
Granted, but you can no longer wake up.

I wish that the rubber on my tire hadn't come off and wrapped around the axel of my car last night....
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Thu Dec 12, 2013 3:10 am
FatCowsSis says... · Thu Dec 12, 2013 3:10 am
Granted but your engine stops working.

I wish that the English language made sense.
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Fri Dec 13, 2013 2:00 pm
Deadman says... · Fri Dec 13, 2013 2:00 pm
(hah that happened too)

Granted, but it doesn't to you.

I wish that I had the patience to sit down and learn Japanese.
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Sat Dec 14, 2013 4:01 am
FatCowsSis says... · Sat Dec 14, 2013 4:01 am
Granted, but your instructor doesn't have patience for you.

I wish I could sleep in tomorrow.
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Sat Dec 14, 2013 7:21 am
Zolen says... · Sat Dec 14, 2013 7:21 am
you slept in the arm pit of an old guy named tomorrow.

He was pretty freaked out.

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Sat Dec 14, 2013 10:27 pm
turtlethatroars says... · Sat Dec 14, 2013 10:27 pm
Granted but you can never stop.

I wish a huge storm wasn't coming tonight.
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Mon Dec 16, 2013 1:04 pm
FatCowsSis says... · Mon Dec 16, 2013 1:04 pm
Granted, but it comes this morning instead.

I wish auto-correct was always right.
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Tue Dec 17, 2013 1:59 pm
Deadman says... · Tue Dec 17, 2013 1:59 pm
Granted, but you don't have that amazing auto-correct.

I wish for peace.
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Wed Dec 18, 2013 1:04 pm
FatCowsSis says... · Wed Dec 18, 2013 1:04 pm
Granted, but everyone moves away and you are left a loner.

I wish that all families were perfect.
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Wed Dec 18, 2013 1:10 pm
Deadman says... · Wed Dec 18, 2013 1:10 pm
Granted, but life is incredibly suckish at that point.


I wish I could sleep at night....
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Thu Dec 19, 2013 2:51 am
FatCowsSis says... · Thu Dec 19, 2013 2:51 am
Granted, but you can't stay awake during the day.

I wish it was Friday.
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Thu Dec 19, 2013 1:34 pm
Deadman says... · Thu Dec 19, 2013 1:34 pm
Granted, but you have school on Saturday.

I wish I could figure out my new phone...
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Thu Dec 19, 2013 5:27 pm
Skydreamer says... · Thu Dec 19, 2013 5:27 pm
Granted, but it figures out about you too.

I wish stars weren't so dangerous...
I believe in that, which is not seen.
I call it truth, faith, hope, life.

~~~~Sometimes life beckons us to be different~~~~

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Fri Dec 20, 2013 5:30 pm
Deadman says... · Fri Dec 20, 2013 5:30 pm
Granted, but they don't exist anymore.

I wish the day was over!
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It is impossible to reason with idiots.
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