Corrupt A Wish [4]

Since it's November, and you are already over 2000, the wish is fragmented and thinks you want to add on another 2000 in one day, you make it, but your hands are now putty.

I wish I would turn on and off invisibility at will. (Invisability has so many uses, I could become an invisible super hero, helping people without them knowing. Or if I corrupt the worlds most powerful criminal.)

Granted, but you have to be butt naked when becoming invisible or it shows.

I wish for a longer break.

Granted, but then school gets extended for 1 month because we got 5 more days off.

I wish for one peaceful day when everyone gets along.

Granted, but the next day everyone makes up for lost time by killing everyone else, until everyone is dead.

I wish I was back to a human instead of a werewolf.

Granted you now have 5 times the humanity of other people, which means you are a horrible flesh beast.

You have a wish and it is now corrupted!

I wish that I could go back to sleep.

Granted you are now a Snorlax

I wish I was psychic

Granted, but you learn things you don't want to know

I wish I had a new phone.

Granted you now have a shiny toy phone.

I wish I still believed in magic.

Granted, but you become so devoted, it ruins your life.

I wish my lips weren't chapped.

Granted, but now your skin is so dry you have to put lotion on every 30 minutes.

I wish for less math homework.

Granted, you forget to do your math homework entirely.

I wish I had the attention span for making animation.

Granted, but your animation isn't that good.

I wish I had actually slept last night.

Granted, but you never woke up and because of the juxtaposition of time travel there is now a gaping hole in the fabric of reality.

I wish I was done with my mousetrap car.

Granted, but it doesn't work properly.

I wish it wasn't 2 degrees out.