Corrupt A Wish [4]

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turtlethatroars
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Mon Nov 18, 2013 6:59 pm
turtlethatroars says... · Mon Nov 18, 2013 6:59 pm
Granted, but it plays so loud you get massive migraines.

I wish for a non-corruptible wish if it is possible to wish for!
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Tue Nov 19, 2013 5:56 am
KittyCatMeow says... · Tue Nov 19, 2013 5:56 am
Granted, but the everyone else's wishes will become corrupted, and it will be YOUR FAULT.

I wish for stuff that you will never know.

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^Is this even allowed? o.o
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Tue Nov 19, 2013 7:03 am
Holysocks says... · Tue Nov 19, 2013 7:03 am
Granted, but your mother will know o.O

I wish I weren't really lazy right now.
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Tue Nov 19, 2013 1:30 pm
Deadman says... · Tue Nov 19, 2013 1:30 pm
Granted, but you become so preoccupied with things, that you age twenty times faster than everyone else.

I wish I wasn't about to fall asleep and slam my head on my keyboard.
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Tue Nov 19, 2013 3:02 pm
turtlethatroars says... · Tue Nov 19, 2013 3:02 pm
Granted but you are always awake and always extremely tired.

I wish that I could say Hi, in real life, to the person that replies after me.
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Tue Nov 19, 2013 3:22 pm
Holysocks says... · Tue Nov 19, 2013 3:22 pm
Granted... But darling, you'll meet ME! ( Mwahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!! ) So you decide not to. :(


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Tue Nov 19, 2013 4:12 pm
Deadman says... · Tue Nov 19, 2013 4:12 pm
Granted, but now you suck at writing! :O

I wish this day would end!
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Tue Nov 19, 2013 8:47 pm
Pencil2paper says... · Tue Nov 19, 2013 8:47 pm
Granted, but it links directly to your brain and you've got the worst song in the world stuck in your head.

I wish I could finish my novel by the end of the month.
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Tue Nov 19, 2013 8:55 pm
Zolen says... · Tue Nov 19, 2013 8:55 pm
Granted but you typed so fast you no longer have fingers, or a keyboard.

I wish I scared fewer people.
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Tue Nov 19, 2013 9:00 pm
deaththekid8 says... · Tue Nov 19, 2013 9:00 pm
granted but it wasn't good enough for you to show others and you obliterated its existence
Well i feel the need to spin some new flavor into my writing so let's begin.
... ... aaaaand i got nada.
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Tue Nov 19, 2013 9:03 pm
Pencil2paper says... · Tue Nov 19, 2013 9:03 pm
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Wed Nov 20, 2013 12:59 pm
Deadman says... · Wed Nov 20, 2013 12:59 pm
(Quick I'll recover this!)

Your wish must have been to get a better wish. Now you now what to wish for, but are unable to wish for it because you used your only wish.

I wish for some Chapstick....
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Wed Nov 20, 2013 2:42 pm
turtlethatroars says... · Wed Nov 20, 2013 2:42 pm
Granted but it smells and tastes very horrible and makes your lips swell.

I wish that I wasn't sick.
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Wed Nov 20, 2013 2:51 pm
Deadman says... · Wed Nov 20, 2013 2:51 pm
Granted, but you are dead now.

I wish that my wrists didn't hurt when I type....
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Wed Nov 20, 2013 2:55 pm
turtlethatroars says... · Wed Nov 20, 2013 2:55 pm
Granted but your fingers hurt.

I wish I was good at everything.
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