Corrupt A Wish [4]

Granted, but now you don't have any parents at all and begin to fail miserably.

I wish that I had food right now.

Granted, but they are neglectful and forget that you need food to live.

I wish I had a Barnes and Noble gift card with infinite credit.

Granted, but you soon grow bored with it.

I wish I could answer my phone faster.

Granted, but all of the people calling you are 1-800 numbers selling you stuff you don't need.

I wish I could interview any book character I wanted.

Granted but they speak in text bubbles that explode into balls of rotten egg smelling gas.

I wish I had the attention span needed to write books. (I enjoy it but get distracted easily and end up writing another book, I have like 20 stories that are not even a quarter done)

Granted, but then you never get to publish, or show it to anyone.

I wish I could create a alternate dimension where I could alter time at will.

Granted, but you fast forward to the end of the universe and can't rewind time.

I wish I could have a dollar for every time someone said/typed the words 'I wish' on this thread.

granted you are now infamous for your illegal money printing

I wish I could grant wishes.

Granted, but soon you get kidnapped for your powers.

I wish I could tell people how I feel easier.

Granted, but then you say mean things all the time.

I wish I had the power to make physical barriers appear.

Granted, but they go where you don't want them too.

I wish people would answer my calls all the time.

Granted, but they would hate you in return.

I wish sugar didn't have the effects it has.

Granted, but it turns out to have worse effects and ends up poisoning you.

I wish I could firebend.

Granted, but you burn the whole world due to a freak accident.

I wish I could forget my past.

Granted, but that includes any lessons learned and any knowledge gained during your past.

I wish that I could reach my goal of 2000 posts by December!