Corrupt A Wish [4]

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Granted, but now there is a piece of dirt under one, and you cannot get it out.

I wish I could just have the solution already.
"If you're going through hell, keep going."
-Winston Churchill

"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."
-Winston Churchill

It is impossible to reason with idiots.
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Granted, but you forget what you needed it for.

I wish I could type.
100% autistic




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Granted, but then you'd forget how to write.

I wish I could dance as well as I want to.
“And by the way, everything in life is writable about if you have the outgoing guts to do it, and the imagination to improvise. The worst enemy to creativity is self-doubt.”
― Sylvia Plath




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Granted, but you no longer know how to walk and must dance everywhere.

I wish the next book in this series would come out.
"If you're going through hell, keep going."
-Winston Churchill

"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."
-Winston Churchill

It is impossible to reason with idiots.
-unknown




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Granted, but it'll be the shortest, the most boring, and the last.

I wish I knew why people are so negative.
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Granted, but you would become negative as well.

I wish I could look into the future.




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Granted, but you see yourself dying horribly and the world ending soon.

I wish I could actually get to sleep.
"Look out! He's got a daisy!"
- Making Money by Terry Pratchett

Chuck Norris- worshiping gnomes, undead pandas, pet chupacabras and undead Keanu Reeves-what could possibly go wrong?




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Granted, but then you never wake.

I wish I could wish for infinite wishes.




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Granted, but they can only be used to give you unlimited quantities of A1 steak sauce.

I wish for an unlimited number of cooked steaks.
Well i feel the need to spin some new flavor into my writing so let's begin.
... ... aaaaand i got nada.
Well writer's block is the worst. crank randomness to level eleven.




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Granted, but you will never be able to eat anything else ever again, including raw steak as the number of cooked steaks decrease...
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I wish notifications would come earlier, but without exploding my little bar there.
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Granted, but then you stop getting any notifications for a very long time.

I wish I was on YWS more often.
“And by the way, everything in life is writable about if you have the outgoing guts to do it, and the imagination to improvise. The worst enemy to creativity is self-doubt.”
― Sylvia Plath




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You are suck to a chair with multiple devices attached to you specifically allowing you to sit down forever handling all your bodily functions, on a computer that can only reach YWS.

I wish I could visit and leave my and other peoples stories with no consequences that happen in the story effecting me once I leave, and I can't die while in them or get stuck in the story, always able to get back.
Self quoting is the key to sounding wise and all knowing.




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O.O

Granted, but then you'd wish you were stuck in the story because its soo good.


I wish I wasn't so easily confused.
“And by the way, everything in life is writable about if you have the outgoing guts to do it, and the imagination to improvise. The worst enemy to creativity is self-doubt.”
― Sylvia Plath




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Granted, but nothing is ever fun to you because you understand it all. It is the misunderstandings and confusion that makes things fun.

I wish that I could listen to any song I want just by thinking about it and then it would play in my head.
"If you're going through hell, keep going."
-Winston Churchill

"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."
-Winston Churchill

It is impossible to reason with idiots.
-unknown



Have a biscuit, Potter.
— Professor McGonagall