kicked out

whats is the best way to get kicked out of a store or public area?
tell all and make it amusing!

thankz!

hide in a clothes rack and scare people as they walk past!

Dress up like a chicken and attack people while squaking like a chicken.

Bring your racist grandfather into the store.

Play bumper cars with the shopping carts. Lol. Or race across the store with them.

Spoiler

I should know....I've done that before...

Try and getting all freindly with the cash register person in a hyper way and talk so fast and annoyingly and contradict what ever you were saying.

get a fishing rode and go fishing and see what you catch

Start autioning off all store items for the highest price. or Stand in the middle of the store and yell " this is a set up" while holding your hands up like a gun.

Go on a killing spree.
Ahah.
Hah.
Hah.

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I'm only half joking.

Take Sandvich any place, anywhere. Your choice.
You'll get kicked out.

Bweheheheh....
>:3

Go in a store, start smoking.

Rant about radiation half lives and the chemical makeup of small mammals.

Destroy the store. Easy.

Drop a cherry bomb or fire crackers into the toilets, that should cause a little chaos.