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nikkikajeh
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Tue May 15, 2012 12:44 am
nikkikajeh says... · Tue May 15, 2012 12:44 am
Gringoamericano wrote:Bring your racist grandfather into the store.


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You just made my day :smt046

and umm...Having a guy friend put on a bra and thong over his pants and walk around asking people "sup"
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Tue May 15, 2012 11:06 am
ShadowOfHades says... · Tue May 15, 2012 11:06 am
Sneak into the managers office and page your self over the intercom. Do not disguise your voice.
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Tue May 15, 2012 11:24 pm
ShadowKnight155 says... · Tue May 15, 2012 11:24 pm
Just have a guy put on JUST a bra and a thong but with NOTHING under them. Then see their reactions when you say "sup." Couldn't be easier. :P Why slow the process with clothes? xD
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Wed May 16, 2012 5:11 am
Payne says... · Wed May 16, 2012 5:11 am
Just for the record, I would probably drop-kick a dude if he walked up to me in Wal-Mart wearing only a thong and a bra.......just sayin'.

My two cents: go to the freezer section, grab a package of hot dogs, then go to the garden section (or wherever they keep the BBQ grills), open the hot dogs, and start trying to cook them on one of the display-grills. (The whole opening-of-merchandise thing is sure you get you kicked out).
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Wed May 16, 2012 5:28 am
Caesar says... · Wed May 16, 2012 5:28 am
.... my two cents. Avoid unduly annoying mods. If the ban is permanent... sucks for you. If so, do whatever you feel like, I suppose. So long as it doesn't annoy other YWS'essers. If it's not... avoid... questionable subjects such as some I've noticed here, and for God's sake, don't annoy the mods again. Then pray and hope you get lucky

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Wed May 16, 2012 6:14 am
Payne says... · Wed May 16, 2012 6:14 am
It's cool that you're looking out for others and offering very valuable advice, but this thread is basically for suggesting hypothetical ways of getting kicked out of a store. :wink: We're not promoting getting banned from YWS, by any means. Just a bit of nonsensical fun.
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Wed May 16, 2012 11:42 am
nikkikajeh says... · Wed May 16, 2012 11:42 am
ShadowKnight155 wrote:Just have a guy put on JUST a bra and a thong but with NOTHING under them. Then see their reactions when you say "sup." Couldn't be easier. :P Why slow the process with clothes? xD



but wait...why not just hire Sacha Baron Coehn? I think I might have to do this when I'm rich...
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Tue May 22, 2012 2:10 am
Lumi says... · Tue May 22, 2012 2:10 am
Moved to Randomosity!
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Tue May 22, 2012 5:38 am
Caesar says... · Tue May 22, 2012 5:38 am
OMG. I just realized that this is the wrong thread I posted in. I was trying to assist another YWS'esser that had actually been banned from chat for an extended period of time. *face-palm* The day when I posted that was not a good one.
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Tue May 22, 2012 3:39 pm
turtlethatroars says... · Tue May 22, 2012 3:39 pm
Scream "FIRE" at the top of your lungs. Stand in a lane and take a fishing pole and fish into the other lane in other peoples shopping carts. Run around naked. When the intercom comes on drop to the floor and yell "The voices are back"!!!!!!!!
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Wed May 23, 2012 9:08 am
Nyl says... · Wed May 23, 2012 9:08 am
Be an annoying customer and ask a sales person to escort you then pick nothing from anything he offer, then do it again to another person ;)
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Wed May 23, 2012 9:36 am
neko says... · Wed May 23, 2012 9:36 am
Take a dump in the cash register.
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Wed May 23, 2012 3:29 pm
JOV97 says... · Wed May 23, 2012 3:29 pm
Go around hugging every single person you see.
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Thu May 24, 2012 12:28 pm
Nyl says... · Thu May 24, 2012 12:28 pm
lol jov
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Fri May 25, 2012 12:15 pm
ChocoCookie says... · Fri May 25, 2012 12:15 pm
Make fart sounds and sing to songs. LOUDLY.

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Me and my friends went to Forever 21 for shopping and you know, they play all sorts of songs. So, as we were trying out stuff for fun, we were singing to all those songs like a choir. Eventually, it went on like that for an hour and people were staring at us and giving us evil eyes. Babies for crying. I also saw people going and complaining to the security. After an hour, he came towards us and said "I'll call the cops next time, if you make too much noise. We've been getting bad names because of you!". And basically, got kicked out.

Hahahaha! That was fun. xD
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