"Kill" the person above you!

Mauled by a pack of angry kittens then while walking away from the incident you accientally ran into a construction site and got covered from head to toe in cement that due to nearby windmills dried insanely quickly.

Well, um at least your statue will live on forever..

The Rock asked you to a wrestling match and he turned you into a pretzel. Comatose, Bruce Lee appeared in your head and started cursing you in chinese, Cantonese, mandarin, Japanese,basically every east Asian language. You eventually die in your head because of hurt feelings. Physically, you died when your pet bunny, Alarm Clock, pulled out your life support.

You were shot in the head.
But it's deeper than that.
You see, your chaufer was being nasty, so you caught a cab, but the paparazzi were chasing you, so you suavely escaped from your cab, but you found yourself in an alleyway where a man with a gun came up and shot you in the head. You were found 3 hours later by the police, and, on being taken to the morgue, they found your identity and displayed your face on the news, for, how could the death of someone so famous go un-noticed?
~trav

Ate a spoiled spoiler!

Ate a moldy acorn, because that's just how that squirrel is (the avatar)

Just..died

RIP Adam

You wrote a poem that inspired somebody to go on a murderous rampage and their mother was so upset at what your writing did that she came to your house and shot you six times.

you get ate by a giant lollipop.... mwahaha

DEATH BY STRANGULATION!!! (you Naruto nuts know what I'm talkin bout ^^)
(for those that don't, in Naruto, a character Tobi cpmpleatly ticks off another character named Diedara who at the time has no arms so decides to try and kill Tobi by strangling him with his legs ^^ fun times

(...heh...Alright, take this:)
You pissed off the wrong person, and eventually are subject to 72 hours of unimaginable pain, which ultimately kills you.

Haha, well;
You pissed off Gaara (back when he was a phyco) and he does 'Sand Coffin' on you ^^ your blood drips to the floor and pools on the ground while he laughes (like in chapter 83, whe gaara's fighting lee and the sand armor on his face falls off ^u^ )
Muwahaha ^u^

You took a Raikiri in the heart.

Kakashi chidori'ed your face accidentaly thinking you were one of the akatsuki ^^ oops
take this as a lesson kids; don't sneek up on Kakashi wearing black ^u^

Pain's Naraka path pulls your tongue out of your throat with his King of Hell. (Painful...)