"Kill" the person above you!

You fall into Diedara's C-4 Chakra trap ^^ slow and painful

You are tied down and become the dummy for Akatsuki's target practice.

Sasori gets you and slowly turns you into a puppet ^^ Splinters

Sasori uses the puppet me to kill you and then turns you into a puppet as well...at least we're both art forms.

That's a good point ^^ But then Itachi accidentally starts a fire with his fire ball jutsu. ^^'' oops.

And we are both burned to a crisp...sigh...
You get hit in the face with a rasen-shuriken.

*sai*
You are mauled by Sai's drawings ^^

You are eaten by a giant cheese monster.

Haven't seen this thread in a while... Ah, good memories.

You are crushed as a giant saxophone comes plummeting down from a skyscraper from where Karzkin has flung it out of the window in frustration.

A drunken pilot crashes his plane into the building where the saxophone came from, and the building snaps in two and begins to plummet to the ground. You see the building falling and try to run away, but the skyscraper lands on your legs. Then another giant saxophone lands on your head.
...
Wow that was stupid.

Has laughing fits over something, and chokes on his gum, and dies

Smells poisonous blue roses and dies :/

Teleports to dreamland gets killed by an army of gummy bears.

Death by artificial snow flurry while visiting Santa Claus at a local shopping mall. One of the elves had too much of a grudge against you, and just wouldn't turn off that darn snow machine.

Ventures off into the jungle, gets bitten by a banana spider, dies x_x