You were laughing so wickedly and loudly (after typing someone would drown in a bathtub) that you didn't notice the burglar who came in and pushed you out the window.
You were outside sitting beneath a tree, when a branch falls, hits you on the head and knocks you out. You wake up, in the middle of a thunderstorm. A long blaze of lightning strikes the tree (kaboom, heh...) and you also catch fire and die.
My silence is my sound... XxXxX Turn your wounds into your wisdom.
You were sitting on a bench in a park and cow excrement fell on you. It blocked your mouth and nose and you couldn't breathe. Then you wiped yourself clean and survived. Then the cow fell on you.
You were standing on the side of the traffic lights, waiting for the light to turn to "Walk", and an evil dog pushes you into the street, and on the street you were then abducted by aliens. After 12 years, the aliens returned you to earth. But they didn't know that you can't put someone on the top of a cell phone tower without losing balance. So you fell off.
You come home from a great day at work: PROMOTED to head of the region. You forget it was an important day for your spouse. While you are washing your hands in the sink, you have major seizures and fall to your knees. Your spouse had connected electric wires to the plumbing which electrocuted you as you had your hand in the water.
"Simplicity provides a fine line between eloquence and plain"
You are on a small plane flying over the Pacific Ocean. Something goes wrong, and the plane starts to fall. Luckily, there are parachutes on board. You give a parachute pack to the little girl sitting next to you, and then grab a pack for yourself. You then hurl yourself out of the emergency exit door. After falling for a few seconds, you reach behind you and pull a cord to open the parachute. You hear a zipping sound, and then a notebook and a few pencils float out into the air next to you. You glance over your shoulder--and realize that instead of taking a parachute, you took the little girl's backpack.
You are caught under a spell that makes you do pika boos so many times that your cheeks get swollen, stiff, red and shiny. You want to stop but can't- you're under a spell!! Eventually you mispronounce it and say,'pika poop!' and that breaks the spell, which causes your face to burst into a million gazillion pieces and one falls in the eye of a woman who............(okay i'm going to stop before this turns into the snow queen all over again :3)
living every day
