"Kill" the person above you!

You also die in the explosion caused by your boyfriend finding and blowing up Learner1.

You die from walking through a graveyard; I guess you didn't see that forty-foot-deep pit over by the wall.

You die by hitting your head on the desk too much.

You die because you bleed to death because of loss of blood because you typed too much.

Spoiler

And don't say I died for using many becauses

You die from the stunning beauty coming from your avatar.

You die from the horrific event depicted in your avatar.

I might die from that, but the horrific event will effect you as well.

You die from floating around in space and you got hit by an asteroid that makes up the rings of the planet in your pic.

You drown.

You described a fictional death so vividly, so packed full of small details, that you ran out of breath midway. However you were so determined that you continued to describe it without taking a breath. Then your ceiling fan fell and crushed you, of course.

You got stabbed.

mutilated in a meat factory grinder run by pink unicorns and elephant monkeys and penguins.

You choked.

You get stranded on a deserted island with absolutely nothing, and one night while you're standing around making your SOS sign, a satellite falls from the sky and crushes you.

You drown on your bathtub.