Corrupt a Wish [3]

granted but once you shift you're stuck that way forever. but pick something good to shift to.

I wish that i could poke the persons that replies to it.

Granted but I poke back with a knife :3
I wish I could do chore with a snap of my fingers

Granted but you end up blowing things up.

i wish that could hug Joe 2.

Granted, but you get crushed by his bear hug.

*I wish that I could fly.*

Granted, but you fly into something and crash, which somehow sets off a random series of explosions that kill you.(At least you'll be ended artistically...)

I wish that I could get first place in something for once, instead of second.

Granted, but it's in a competition for who gets second place the most.

I wish that I had more time to read.

Granted, but all you read is uninteresting stuff.

I wish that I could get more ideas for my story...

Granted, but they're all horrid and uninteresting ideas.
I wish I had more review stars under my belt.

noninjaspresent wrote:Granted, but they're all horrid and uninteresting ideas.

^That's true.

Granted, but they're illegal, so you get banned from YWS.

I wish I were eating brownies right now.

Granted, but they're "healthy" and made with wheat germ, so they taste totally disgusting.

I wish my geology class wasn't being replaced by health this quarter.

granted but you get sent to a really weird school where every single class is health.

I wish that i could sing well.

Granted, but you become so good that you pick up crazy fans who plot to kill you and succeed.

I wish I was made of gold.

Granted, but you can't move, you're too heavy.

I wish I was rich.

Granted, but you are kidnapped and held hostage.
i wish i could control fire

Granted, but now, you're extremely weak to anything cold, so you can't live anywhere where the temperature drops below 45 degrees Celsius.