Corrupt a Wish [3]

Granted but then it works full blast and you can't monitor how cold it gets- you freeze

I wish I didn't need so much sleep 8hours!!!! Stop this madness( well I sleep for four but thats still too much)!!

Granted, but you go insane.

I wish for a billion million thousan hundred cupcakes

Granted but you are allergic to that kind.
I wish I spoke more languages than the 3 I learn at school ( Spanish, English, French)

Granted, but you go into a vegetative state from too much knowledge.

I wish to run fast.

Wish granted but your legs run so fast they ran off without the rest of your body.

I wish I has a Falcon.

Granted, but it takes out your eyes when you don't feed it.. (I think that's what you mean correct?)
I wish to be a wolf.

Wish granted but you are a sled wolf.

I wish for a turkey leg.

Granted, but its poisoned and you die.
I wish to be god.... (O_O)

granted but you are now the god of cheese.

I wish I owned the moon.

Granted, by you are the owner of you own moon (You know what I mean!!!)
I wish I was an angel

Granted, but you are an angel in hell. (Sorry D: )

I wish I was a car. (Like an agent in Cars 2! <3' )

Granted, but you blow tires and run out of gas every 2 miles.

I wish I was a cat.

Granted, but you'll get sick every time you keep 1 step. xD

I wish I was YWS. xP

Granted, but your memory would overload and you would crash with every logged in user.
I wish I was a teacher.

Granted - you get to take care of crying 4yr olds! XD

I wish I could be in college now.