Corrupt a Wish [3]

Granted: you need to survive from uzi-armed serial killers each lesson.

I wish I had a load of (real) money.

Granted, but then I stole it all from you and bought a Lamborghini with it.

Spoiler

In your face!

I wish my best friend wasn't moving away.

Granted but you have to move away.

I wish I could have see my bf every day.

Granted, but he/she hates you and spends all the time taunting and spiting you.

I wish I could rule the world efficiently and make money out of it.

Granted, but you are the only person living in the world.

I wish I could fly.

Granted, but you can only fly when you're exposed to high levels of radiation.
I wish I could create everything I think of.

Granted, but then your brain stops working.
I wish it wasn't so hot here.

Granted, but instead it's Freezing.

I wish all my homework would just magically finish itself...

Granted, but it becomes filled with a load of BS.
I wish my classmates weren't so mean...

Granted, but then everyone else is meaner than them
I wish I owned the entire Inheritance cycle.

Granted, but you're forbidden from reading them

I wish I owned every book in the world in a place where I could contain them safely and read them

Granted, but that place is a bunker twelve miles underground that you can't escape from because you crammed so many books in it.

I wish I could meet my characters in real life.

Granted but he hates you for acting as a puppet master and now wants to kill you. Hey... story idea!

I wish I knew more about the Illuminati

Granted. Now you know so much about them that you just go on and on and on and everyone gets bored of listening to you speak about Illuminati AND you can't talk about anything else. (Example: Nightwish )

I wish I didn't have low self-esteem and kept thinking of myself as pathetic and wanting to die. ;_;

(Whoa. I didn't realize I was so pedantic. Lol. That'll have to change)

Granted, but now you're so full of yourself that everyone hates you.
I wish I was smarter than what I am with words.