Corrupt a Wish [3]

Granted, if anyone is in any way mean they die, so everyone dies.

I wish Dr. Lucky would just die already!

Granted, but he comes back as a zombie and eats your brain

I wish I could get a bit more motivated

Granted, but now you're so motivated you never stop working and you die from exhaustion.

I wish it was May 30th(graduation day for me) already!!!

Granted but there's water on the stage as you're going up to get your degree and you slip and make a fool of yourself in front of everyone.

I wish Jensen Ackles would call me. <3

Granted, but as he's talking he's shot multiple times and dies.

I wish hulu wasn't retarded.

Granted, except hulu is actually retarded.

I wish my ears weren't wet on the inside.

Granted (and this was obvious) but they're wet on the outside as you plunge deep into the Atlantic ocean from a helicopter. strangely enough, no water enters your ears. They are nice and toasty.

I wish I could always get internet connection no matter where I went.

granted, but you are BLIND and cannot use the internets anyway.


I wish my armpits weren't so sweaty.

Granted, but now you have butt sweat.

I wish I didn't have Insomnia anymore.

Granted, you get hit by a truck and go into a coma, never waking up until right after they pulled the plug.

I wish I could think when I'm around girls.

Granted; you can now only think about cheese when around girls.

I wish I had more Mt. Dew.

That's actually likely to come true...

Anyway, now you have more mountain than you, your grandmother, your grandfather or your distant cousins can handle! And you all drown.

I wish for a chicken on pot.

Granted; I hope you've enjoyed having eyes because the chicken has now plucked them out thinking they're meatballs.

I wish I could sleep. -_-

Granted but you never wake up.

I wish the next person to post gets banned (maybe I should be on the ban the person above you thread).

Granted, but you also get banned for the improper use of a wish.

I wish I had a pernese dragon.