Corrupt a Wish [3]

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Granted. It eats you.

I wish I had some apple pie right now.
There are two kinds of folks who sit around thinking about how to kill people:
psychopaths and mystery writers.

I'm the kind that pays better.
~Rick Castle




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It's made out of Posinious apples.

I wish I was in perfect heath.
I have loved the words and I have hated them. I only hope I have made them right.

---The Book Thief---

Hi, I'm Sunshine! It's lovely to meet you!




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Granted, but you're going to be very lonely and scared in that 'perfect' heath.
And if you meant health... You're still gonna die. :)

I wish I do well in my Maths exam in November.




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Granted but you've done so well in that maths exam that you fail every other maths exam throughout the year.

I wish that I could visit every country in the world!
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Granted but, you have to walk and or swim to get to them.

I wish I didn't have home work.
"the beauty of words. They can be many different things to many different people. It's all in how we listen. Or how we read." - Lyrical Inspiration (authors note) of Enemies and Playmates by Darcia Helle

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Granted, but you can't get a diploma.

I wish I could breath underwater.
If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever.
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Granted but, you can't breath in warm water or on land.

I wish I didn't have allergies.
"the beauty of words. They can be many different things to many different people. It's all in how we listen. Or how we read." - Lyrical Inspiration (authors note) of Enemies and Playmates by Darcia Helle

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Granted; you have a permanent runny nose instead!

I wish I could sleep.
I am a forest fire and an ocean, and I will burn you just as much
as I will drown everything you have inside.
-Shinji Moon


I am the property of Rydia, please return me to her ship.




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Granted; But you sleep forever.

I wish I was Immortal

(Pretty easy to Corrupt, Don't you think?)
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granted: but I could kill you becasue you aren't invincible. :P
"the beauty of words. They can be many different things to many different people. It's all in how we listen. Or how we read." - Lyrical Inspiration (authors note) of Enemies and Playmates by Darcia Helle

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tkpejb wrote:granted: but I could kill you becasue you aren't invincible. :P



Forgot to add a wish
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oh. whoops.
i wish i din't have NECAP tests.
"the beauty of words. They can be many different things to many different people. It's all in how we listen. Or how we read." - Lyrical Inspiration (authors note) of Enemies and Playmates by Darcia Helle

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Granted; But you have to do five-times as many SATS instead.

I wish I could control time.
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Granted, but you get lost in the past.

I wish I could move faster than light.
Warden: "If you want to lead, all you have to do is ask."
Alistair: "What? Lead? Me? No, no, no. No leading. Bad things happen when I lead. We get lost, people die, and the next thing you know I'm stranded somewhere without any pants."
- Dragon Age

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Granted but you go so fast that you end up seeing your ... um ... derrière from going that fast...

I hope some good songs come up (I'm listening to the radio atm)



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