Corrupt a Wish [3]

Granted, but ice cream will never exist ever again, because it turns out all of the wars were over which was better, mint chocolate chip, cookie dough or chunky monkey. (yeah )

I wish I could go back to London, it's too hot in Malta, and I wish I wasn't sick (Can I wish two things at once?)

Granted, but you have to live in London for the rest of your life, and instead of being sick, you manage to injure yourself all the time.

I wish I could just finish my fantasy novel already.

Granted, but you will never be able to finish another story again.

I wish I had a machine that would do my homework.

Granted, but it keeps breaking down and you have to solve the hardest equations ever to fix it. And it would cost a bagillion dollars to get someone else to fix it for you.

I wish winter would hurry up and get it's cold butt over here already!

Granted, but it lasted for 2 minutes.

I wish for a wish.

Granted: But your wish turns into a fish and swims away.

I wish to see the world burn.

Granted: But it's a globe that is burning.

I wish that Deadman Wonderland would continue.

Granted, but only for a second.

I wish that I got something that I didn't want out of this wish. (Whoa, does that make sense?)

Granted. You lose all desire and die.

I wish EVERYTHING.

Granted, but you must choose to part with the one thing that's most important to you shortly afterwards.

I wish that I could live inside my novel.

Granted, you become a goat and are eaten. Your dead. (Do you have goats in your novel?)

I wish that THISSTUPIDCOLDCOULDGOAWAYFOREVER!

Granted. You now have cancer, AIDS, pneumonia, the bubonic plague, disentry, and really bad indigestion.

I wish I had a partridge in a pear tree!

Granted, but you get everything else in the 12 Days of Christmas.

I wish I could live in a book.

Granted, but you live in a textbook.

I wish for ... faster thinking.

Granted. Ynhet-fstcric.G

Translated:

Spoiler

You now have twenty-five seconds to reinvent calculus. Go!

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