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Write the worst poem you can.

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Hi.
Write the worst poem you can think of.
Here's mine:
go go go away,
little writer wants his way,
he walks in the sand,
he walks on the rocks,
and also around the ocean bay.
i write poem,
i write story,
also scripts and play.




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The dogs are barking
Dad is snoring
She sucks at parking
and Yoga's boring.
If you want to be a great writer, don't think about what you're going to write, just write it.

I'm a huge fan of writers block! When your brain halts, with no direction for where you should go, it gives you threads. All you have to do is pull and unravel the story you're meant to write.




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hay
whey
say
may
pray
stay
lay


What? It rhymes, and you said to write a bad one. :p
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I write stuff
I like muffins
Turkey is good
best with stuffing.
I am nothing
but a mouthful of 'sorry's, half-hearted
apologies that roll of my tongue, smoothquick, like 'r's
or maybe like pocket candy
that's just a bit too sweet.

~*~




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Wow, I am so bored
I think my dad just snored
My brother went out to get the paper
I hope he chokes on a light saver

It sort of rymes.... lol :P




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i silver
i like ice cream
ice cream is good
ice cream rhymes with...
idk. Good rhymes with hood.
I'm a poet and i didn't know it :D

That was surprisingly difficult...




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My dog farts
I eat meat
a car starts
and vomits feet


Wow, that was sad
Nella vita vi è la distruzione, desolazione nella morte, ma c'è speranza nella rivoluzione.




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She giggled
I laughed
She coughed
I barfed
"First I thought it was a dream
But then it smashed into reality
Beautiful on the outside,
Decayed deeply within."




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Writing a bad poem
Seems easy enough
Little does he know
It takes more thought
than thought at first


...idk hahaha




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dis poem comes thirst
not a word like hurst
is that evin a wurd
better then dat turd

Now that's the worst I can think of. Writing a bad poem is something different when you do it on purpose.
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RAINBOWS are pretty.
Unless they eat you.
Go buy a kitty.

...my poor brain. D:
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A cornucopia of presentiment
Follows my heart through the cheesecake of the world.
How can I do this? I ask myself, for we are all mad men in a sane sphere.
Falling through time and space.

My eyes are peeled oranges
stinging tears
I bleed
Why? cries the monster
Whirling windmill blades of the giant fan.
No, whispers Moomin Papa.

My guts curdle and my heart sighs, "No."


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"I sighed" I wrote
Tears gripped my throat
"Isn't that just fail?"
My pencil did all but wail
"If I erase it now,
maybe we can pretend somehow
that this just didn't happen."
It's not easy having a good time. Even smiling makes my face ache.




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sunny happy
rainbow
although
rainy
weepy
then a sing a song

rosy petal
are you mental
grudgy fuzzy
with being happy.

mood swings
crazy dance
with those smiles
you rave.

I got another one.

on your lovely eyes
is the dancing sky
oh so like that stray marble
one cm long
pyramid nose
with two black hole
oh, so sad they look
but beutiful.
can you hear me
in the winds
or shall I use
the chat room
oh it would be my pleasure
if you wanna cyber
throgh trolls and noobs we fly
from the war of flames
4chan facebook and even youtube
my wify smartphone goes.

you clad in icky pink
me in my jerseys
and we photoshop our pics
and trce and steal in devian art.
what? you want my bank password thing?
okay,If you want to
cause I think I'm invincible.



It suddenly struck me that that tiny pea, pretty and blue, was the Earth. I put up my thumb and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth. I didn't feel like a giant. I felt very, very small.
— Neil Armstrong