Write the worst poem you can.

Babies are cute.
Donkeys are hot.
The doctor said, "You need a shot."
Spider-Man cried.
Your mother exploded.
And I whispered,
"Maybe after a chimichanga."

You like? XD

There was ice-cream man,
Oh-noes he turns into iguana;
big and fat and also little.
He turns to me, cheesy grin,eh?
And say: "Lettuce go to cabbage land!"
But I be no lettuce, I be carrot
and donkeys are not attractive.
So let me go into the dark darkness
where I eat pie and gorillas in peace.

Gosh, this is terrible. =')

I thought we were supposed to write TERRIBLE poems here! ... some of these are pretty awesome.

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There's nothing like a pb and j
On a hot, sunny day.
It squishes and melts
in my lunch box of smelt.

Even with fish
you are so very delish.
Served with milk on a plate
I give you a ten rate.

Oh pb and j, how you make my heart soar,
like a bird flying free
across a windy ocean shore.

Hey! This poem is bad.
What? you couldn't tell?
Its actually quite sad.
Oh well.

Life is black like my soul
Snow is like an angel in the sky
Life is actually beautiful

(a haiku)

Sometimes I like to dance
Other times I dont
Not that you care or anything
I like Grapes.

Here's the poem:

I haz love for you
you haz for me too?

I like pie
and fish
and potatoes.

We love you!

YEEE YEEE
HORAYY IM FREE
SPINING AROUND IN CIRCLE
WEEE

XD Written by my bro.

Chicken,
Chicken Chicken Chicken,
Chicken Chicken Chicken Chicken.
Chicken.
Chick...
En.
Chicken Chicken.
Chicken.

Got to love pie,
It makes me high.
Ducks are cute,
My mother is mute.

Oh the pie is splattered on the ground-
it's guts in gobs and splats.
If one didn't know if the pie-
they would probably faint away.

Cheese is

Death is ice cream.

I climbed the wall

Then landed on a ball

I saw a baby crawl

Then ran into a mall

Wow, that the worst poem ever!!! Don't you think so?