Write the worst poem you can.

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baby u mke meh cri,
whn u lft meh 4 tht f***.
Cme bck 2 meh,
u mke meh cri.
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Apple
you are my
you are my apple bee
are




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teh pain hurts
my heart

the pain hurts
my soul

the pain hurst
me

the pain hurts.
"So many poems growing outta them they're practically a poet-tree"
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i iz a txt poem
i iz ryme
i iz butifl
my gramr r good




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The tide is wide
so I can hide
the tide is wide
wait, no, it lied!

^^ Officially the worst poem (not for grammar)
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Clip, Clop The pony stops.
Then he goes and then he stops.
Clip, Clop, Clip , Clop


The clopping.

Fearsome, omnipotent clopping.

It haunts me.




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Here's one that I wrote when I was about 4 or 5.

Feet
I eat
Feet I eat
I will eat feet
Today

(sarcastic voice) I was quite the writer, wasn't I?
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(Not a poem, don't call the police, but can I just say that I wholeheartedly reject the concept of this thread because poetry can't actually be bad. All these poems are rad as heck in a sloppy and imperfect way.)
and there are no happy endings, because nothing ends.




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let's get this thread started again! ~

I call this poetry

poetry
is like words
only in a poem
format, and that
is a metaphor
for what this
poem is;
words
but, only in
a poem form.
you should know i am a time traveler &
there is no season as achingly temporary as now
but i have promised to return




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I think poetry
works
something
like
th-
is
right?
name: key/string/perks
pronouns: she/her/hers and they/them/theirs


novel: dream-ish (camp novmo '25)




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the worst poem you can.





… Why are you all looking at me, I did it!
She/Her




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Once I said
Something about bread
And Bob turned his head
And he said

Go to the shed
Get me a bed
Paint it red
Then we use it to make bread

On the snow I tred
So I got a sled
And rode it to the shed
And opened it with dread

And then I got distracted by a cute puppy and forgot about bread.




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My heart broke
Like an elephant
Had fallen on my chest
Breaking metaphorical ribs
Into a bazillion pieces
Of me.
And then I cried
Tears, but they were
So sad, that they
Were almost like sad rivers
Becoming sad oceans
On my face.
But honestly,
I think this was
A pretty reasonable
Reaction for having
An elephant
Fall on my chest.
you should know i am a time traveler &
there is no season as achingly temporary as now
but i have promised to return




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finally found a bed
to rest me head
sleep like i'm dead
so tired after eating cornbread
unleash the McCracken!




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I saw an ad
It was bad
And also not quite so rad
It made me sad
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No one likes a spambot
They contribute not
Are to a site like rot
I sure hope it’ll get cot.
What's the point of success if it makes me miserable?



Be happy, my friend; and if you obey me in this one request, remain satisfied that nothing on earth will have the power to interrupt my tranquility.
— Mary Shelley, Frankenstein