I Need to Review you! Puh-lease? O_o (OPEN)

Hello there! You probably checked this out because you need a review, or I'm already just too pitiful. LOL
Here goes nothing. You see, I don't like reviewing randomly. Why?? I have a couple of reasons:

Spoiler

1. 'Cause I reviewed someone once, I didn't know that he didn't need a review, nor wanted to be reviewed (talking 'bout posting his works in the site), and he kind of degraded my skills (hey! not only me but a bunch of cool YWS reviewers! *gasp*). I know--he has issues. AND! I don't want to run into someone like him ever, ever, ever again!)

2. Uhh--okay, I have only one reason.

I want to be sure that I'm reviewing someone who wants my reviews!
So here, I am begging you to give me something to review!!! PLEASE?

Here are my interests (that means "I will review these genres..."):

NOVELS--
Fantasy
Romance
Some General Fiction

NOTE: ONLY PROLOGUES AND FIRST CHAPTERS PLEASE.

POETRY--

SHORT STORIES & FLASH FICTION--
General Fiction
Romance
Spec fic
Literary

ART and PHOTOGRAPHY
I will review any art! =D

NON-FICTION
Memoirs
Short essays

HOW TO REQUEST:
Simply post a link below. Or if you're too shy, PM me or post on my wall. YES! It's that easy! *cheers*

HOW LONG IT TAKES ME TO REVIEW:
Don't expect me to show up in your work within hours. I take my time with reviewing, so please no pressure!

What I need?
NONE! I'll do this for free!
Though following me, or leaving a post on my wall, or befriending me, or reviewing my work as well, or simply joining my club, or donating points, or nominating me for the Reviewer II badge wouldn't hurt, right?

Here are some of my reviews by the way (for samples)!

General Story:Penguins
Novel Chapter: TABOO
Advance Critique Chapter: BRAIN STORM
Art: SKetches by Jenthura

Yes, I'm quite sentimental, and if I like your story, I'll be a fan. XD

So there....I'll shut up now. I hope I get requests. Thank you in advance! =)

Hello! I'd love you to review my work!
I know everyone's busy, but as soon as you have time, could you review this - please? It's the first part in my fantasy novel.
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And I'll follow you too, because I'm feeling charitable so thank you so much!!!
- Ignis

IgnisandGlacialis wrote:Hi!
I really can't tell you how thankful I am for your review. I am forever in your debt for your compliments and advice.
I will try to improve it! Others have commented on my ellipses as well, so I'm starting to think they're a bit too noticeable ...
Yes, Elnari was the name of the girl in the prologue - there is a link. I have it all sorted out in here *taps forehead* but it's not down in ink just yet.
And no, I'm not from the U.K - I live in New Zealand - but our spelling is often the same as theirs.
So again, thank you SO much for this review and the segments you posted earlier: they were extremely helpful and encouraging.
Yours in gratitude,
Ignis

You are most welcome, Ignis! =)) If you ever need reviews again, just post your requests here. =))

Hey, could you review these two short excerpts of mine? Thanks.
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and
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emmylou1995 wrote:Hey, could you review these two short excerpts of mine? Thanks.
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and
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Both done! =)

Hey I'm glad to see someone is so eager to rewiew. I have had a poem called "Anchor or take flight" for a while now, and no one had posted anything they think about it. How am I gong to ge better if no one tells me what they think? So if you could take a look at it that would be just fantastic. And if you rewiew any of the oter stuff I have posted, more power to you.
Thank you so much
Nicchaos

nicchaos wrote:Hey I'm glad to see someone is so eager to rewiew. I have had a poem called "Anchor or take flight" for a while now, and no one had posted anything they think about it. How am I gong to ge better if no one tells me what they think? So if you could take a look at it that would be just fantastic. And if you rewiew any of the oter stuff I have posted, more power to you.
Thank you so much
Nicchaos

Hey, Nicc! I'd love to review you. You see, I do have one request in order to review a writer here at YWS, and that's to please post the link. =)) Or the topic ID, at least. 'Cause I just can't go through all of the poetry forums just to look for your poem. Thank you. =)

Im so sorry. I forgot to put it in. Here it is
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Hello!! Me Here topic70869.html Poem for you to reveiw,

~Rain~

Hiya! can you review for me?
viewtopic.php?t=70784
I hope that works. . .
It's nonfiction, but it's romantic, and it's not boring.
please?

All done, guys. =) Thanks!

I wonder if you will review my The Bourreau and the Waltz Dancer - Ch. 1

I was gonna put it on another section but I felt like it didn't fit in any of those category :L

Roal wrote:I wonder if you will review my The Bourreau and the Waltz Dancer - Ch. 1

I was gonna put it on another section but I felt like it didn't fit in any of those category :L

Hey, Roal! Thanks! Done. =)

The first (larger) half of my little thriller novella with sci-fi elements is up and running topic71029.html It would be very happy to get some jashbagabaldo attention, and so would I
No need for intense in-depth stuff -well, a chapter or two under a miscroscope would be great - but I don't insist on that. I don't even insist on a general overview of the whole part, if it doesn't grab you. Only as much as you can take in without getting too bored, that would be fine.

napalmerski wrote:The first (larger) half of my little thriller novella with sci-fi elements is up and running topic71029.html It would be very happy to get some jashbagabaldo attention, and so would I
No need for intense in-depth stuff -well, a chapter or two under a miscroscope would be great - but I don't insist on that. I don't even insist on a general overview of the whole part, if it doesn't grab you. Only as much as you can take in without getting too bored, that would be fine.

Okay, okay. I'm not very fond of advance critique requests, but I'll see what I can do. =))