Twilight Parody(Gory Shocking Ending)Hunting Death

Elizebeth woke suddenly and remembered nothing. She went into the vortex and came out into CareBear Land.

2 minutes later....

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! SAVE ME!!!!!!!! ANYONE!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHH! KILL ME NOW!!!!!" she screamed while running out.

"But we wanted to share our funny bunny cupcakes with you!" the weird green one said.

"What did we do? EVERYONE HATES US EXCEPT FOR STRANGE 5 YEAR OLDS!! WAHHHH!!!" wailed the one who always looks like it's going to barf. Elizebeth ran out so fast she ran into Emmett.

"Hey..what ever happened to Rosalie and Bella and Jasper and Alice and Jacob and all the other unimportant characters in Twilight?" she asked confused.

"They're still in their proper world," Emmet said. "I wish I was too."

"Well than let's go together," Elizabeth said.

"Oh, I don't know."

"Come on, please?!"

"Whatever."

Elizabeth jumped in the air and clapped.

Emmet sighed. "Do try and be mature around my sisters OK?"

"Yes!" she exclaimed.

They were walking into the vortex. "Wait! why are we going to time travel? We're looking for a realm, not a new generation," Emmet said.

-My last post for the night. Goodnight.

*Sad about this thread being pushed to the next page*

*I'm bored all of the storybooks I'm a part of lack activity.*

true dat ^ they all seem to die within the first couple of days..then your left wondering..why hasn't anyone posted on this?

That sums it up. And you'd think there would be a lot of people who hate Twilight, or who are at least cool with spoofing it.

As Emmet was spit out of the vortex he felt

the weird bored looking girls hands grasp his. He slapped it away and brushed himself off. He sparng to his feet as Rosalie and the other vampires approached. Wow, that jasper and Alice girl are creepy. Good thing they aren't related by blood to me.

Emmett slapped away my hand...what a chicken nugget! I sprang onto his head adn broke it off watching it crumble much like the way that weird vampire dudes did in New Moon while the rest of the Volturri stood laughing. Then something magical happened! The voluri arrived!

Marcus sprang forward and pulled out a cigarette lighter. "Sm0king kills," he said before dropping it on Emmet's headless body.

Rosalie shrieked as her mates body was consumed in flame.

"Fatality!" boomed Shah Kahn's voice from heaven.

"Damn you!" Rosalie shrilled. "Damn you Volturi and damn you video game voice!"

Meanwhile back in the gritty city of Rorscahchs world Jacob had healed from his injuries that he had sustained after being hit by a car and stumbled around the street like a drunk.

"What the-" an Officer exclaimed. "That boy's alive!"

Jacob jumped when he noticed that cops and pedestrians were swarming the place.

"Help me I'm down!" Zoey said.

Jacob turned to where Zoey lay in a pool of her own digitized blood. What company made the video game that she is in? Valve? Man, they sure needed to come up with another graphics engine other than the Source Engine. Perhaps they could consider the Cry Engine 3 for the third Left 4 Dead?

"What in the hell?" another cop said.

"Her skull was crushed, there's no way she can be talking, let alone breathing!" a gruff looking cop with a bushy mustache said.

Police cruisers bathed the street in their red and blue glows.

Jacob spotted Ellis's body further up the road. He wasn't moving.

"If you're wonder why he isn't coming back," Zoey said, "it's because he has already used up his revivals."

"That girl really did get the heck knocked out of her head," said the cop with the mustache.

Jacob covered his mouth giggling like a girl when Zoey flipped the bird at the Officer.

"Heal me with a first-aid kit genius," Zoey said.

The cops and pedestrians looked at her confused.

"Err, I'll do it," Jacob said.
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Edward was all alone for the time being, Mario and Link had decided to check out a Rocky movie and would be out of the cinema shortly. Edward wished he had joined them, because random prostitutes that past him by were demanding that he do things with them. He wanted to just snap their necks and drag them into a dark alley were he could drain their bodies of blood. But, that would probably give him nasty human diseases likes AIDS.

Edward shrieked like a girl when somebody tapped him from behind.

"Easy, Sparkly kid," Mario said.

Edward was still hyperventilating when he turned to face Mario and Link.

"So-so... so how as the movie?" Edward stammered.

"It was just like I remembered it," Link said.

"Yeah, but iyt wahs better to see iyt iyn the ciynemas," Mario said, his Italian accent more prominent than it was before.

"Why is your accent suddenly more pronounced Mario?" Link said.

"Why?" Mario said raising his gloved hands to the night time sky. "Beycause I juyst saw Rocky III, and beycause we're iyn New York!"

"Shut up you pizza maker!" a pedestrian walking by said.

"Hey!" Edward hissed, "Keep your prejudices to yourself!"

"Shut up kid!" the man said waving Edward off.

"Edward?" Link said.

Edward ignored him, he was too busy reading the thoughts of people, around him.

Man, oh man I just won the lottery! Thought a red haired man.

I can't believe I have to work tomorrow, thought a teenager wearing a goofy trench coat.

That movie sucked! The first two Rocky movies were better! Thought an angry movie goer as he stalked out of the cinema.

"Rocky three does not suck!" Edward shouted to the young man.

Edward clamped his mouth shut as the man turned around.

"How did you know..." the man began. "What the... are you another one of those Watchmen?" the man asked.

"No," Edward said.

"Didn't think so," the man said before walking off. You look like a stoner, the man thought.

"Keep walking," Edward whispered through clenched teeth.

*Oh no you don't. Stay in the first page storybook.*

Oh, not again.