*No, bad thread! Stay in the current page!* Like to a misbehaving dog.
"Jesus said to her, “I am the resurrection and the life. The one who believes in me will live, even though they die; and whoever lives by believing in me will never die. Do you believe this?” -John 11:25-26
Edward, Super Mario, and Link continued to walk around the unfriendly streets of the city. They flinched when a circular ship soared above them.
"That's that one guy, hm what was his name?" Link said.
"I don't know," Edward said shrugging.
Suddenly there was an explosion as the flying circular ship collided with the ground and exploded. "Well, theyre goes that Watchmen," Mario said.
"There was probably two in there, that woman," Edward said.
"So, I guess now they really are the Watchmen," Link said snickering.
"True," Eward said as they walking away from the scene. Firetruck sirens shrieking in the distance.
"Jesus said to her, “I am the resurrection and the life. The one who believes in me will live, even though they die; and whoever lives by believing in me will never die. Do you believe this?” -John 11:25-26
"Jesus said to her, “I am the resurrection and the life. The one who believes in me will live, even though they die; and whoever lives by believing in me will never die. Do you believe this?” -John 11:25-26
*Why are you people letting my never ending story die like a storybook?*
"Jesus said to her, “I am the resurrection and the life. The one who believes in me will live, even though they die; and whoever lives by believing in me will never die. Do you believe this?” -John 11:25-26
Edward died. Nobody knows how. He just collapsed saying he missed is purple elephant mistress too much and died. Then Bella (WTF?) came along and cried over his sobbing body, well really she dry wheezed since she's a vampy. Wait is this before or after Breaking Dawn????
Anyway MArio and Link held a funeral service. Then they magically collapsed. Then randomly Elizebeth appeared and figured out it was Stephanie Meyer. So an epic battle took place in which someone died. And the person who died was..........!?!?!?!?!
I am nothing but a mouthful of 'sorry's, half-hearted apologies that roll of my tongue, smoothquick, like 'r's or maybe like pocket candy that's just a bit too sweet.
Jacob. He was blown into bits of blood and gore, along with Rorschach.
Stephanie Myer was victorious in the battle after having killed Dr. Manhattan and acquired his ability to manipulate all matter.
Who was to stand up to the now immortal Stephanie Myer?
In their panic the Volturi joined forces with the remaining Cullens.
"Jesus said to her, “I am the resurrection and the life. The one who believes in me will live, even though they die; and whoever lives by believing in me will never die. Do you believe this?” -John 11:25-26
Bonnie walked in front of all the chaos and pushed the off button. A beeping sound erupted from her dog and Bella stared a hole through Bonnie's head.
Then, the dog turned into a white chocolate mocha latte from StarBucks. Bonnie took it and burnt her tongue. She screamed in agony and melted, pushing the big red off button yet again.
"NOOOOO! Not my precious story!" Screamed Stephanie Meyers, watching Bonnie re-appear back at her computer desk with the latte.
The hardest mountain to climb will have the greatest view. Everything at a different angle: memories serve as double vision, a view from the valleys as well as the precipice. But everything that goes up must come down.The descent from the peak will be twice as graceful & three times as difficult
I am nothing but a mouthful of 'sorry's, half-hearted apologies that roll of my tongue, smoothquick, like 'r's or maybe like pocket candy that's just a bit too sweet.
The hardest mountain to climb will have the greatest view. Everything at a different angle: memories serve as double vision, a view from the valleys as well as the precipice. But everything that goes up must come down.The descent from the peak will be twice as graceful & three times as difficult
Bonnie then exploded. No one knows how. It was Stephanie Meyers daughter!! GASP!
Then Lara Croft appears and has a showdown with Angelina Jolie
I am nothing but a mouthful of 'sorry's, half-hearted apologies that roll of my tongue, smoothquick, like 'r's or maybe like pocket candy that's just a bit too sweet.
"What you digitized video game character?" Angelina said.
"Wanted was such an over rated piece of trash!"
"What did you say!?"
Lara Croft approached Angelina and poked her in the eyes.
"Aghh! You skank!" Angelina said, gripping her throbbing eyes.
"You are a disgrace to me, how dare you pose as me in the movies based on my video game series?"
Angelina suddenly brandished a hand gun. She began to point it at Lara in slow motion.
Lara who was unaffected by the slow motion shrugged and pulled out her two iconic hand guns. She pulled the trigger on both.
Before Angelina had even raised her gun half way she was riddled by virtual bullets. Since the game that Lara was from didn't have any blood in it Angelina simply slumped to the ground dead.
Lara turned to face Edward and the others.
Mario and Link were open mouthed.
"What?" Lara said.
"Why doesn't she have any bullet holes in her?" Link said, pointing to Angelina's corpse.
Angelina sighed and said, "Sadly my video games are very censored."
Mario began to laugh. "You should see my viydeo games. They most viyolent thiyng they have is stomping on walking mushrooms and turtles."
"You Nintendo characters are weird," Edward said.
"Hey, Count Chocula, who are you calling a Nintendo character?" Lara said, holstering her hand guns.
"You are a Nintendo character Tomb Raider. Does the Nintendo 64 ring a bell?" Edward said.
"Oh yeah," Lara said, making a sad face.
"HAHA!" said that Nelson from the Simpson's as he walked by.
"Why you little!" Lara said pulling out her hand guns and shooting Nelson down.
"How did you do that so fast?" Link said.
"The same way you pull bombs out of thin air," Lara said.
Last edited by AspiringAuthorA..M. on Mon Feb 08, 2010 3:28 am, edited 1 time in total.
"Jesus said to her, “I am the resurrection and the life. The one who believes in me will live, even though they die; and whoever lives by believing in me will never die. Do you believe this?” -John 11:25-26
"Oh I don't pull them out of thin air, I keep them in my invisible bookbag" Link replied.
"Do you have it now?" Lara asked, her fingers edging on the trigger.
"Nope. I left in Nintendo world. Man it's late over there now. Yo! Mario! What's the time difference between two universes?" Link yelled.
Mario checked on his watch. Yes his watch. The one that nobody ever notices.
"Oh about 10000 light years. Darn, Peach is gonna be pissed when I get back"
"Why you and her have a thing going on?" Edward asked. He stepped over Angelina's dead corpse and looked back at it.
"We should call Brad and the kids, you know to set up some kind of funeral" he said in a pitying voice.
"Oh me and Peach. Yeah, we didn't want her sister oh whatsherface, that inimportant one, to know about it." Mario replied.
"How the heck are we gonna get Brad Pitt's number?" Link said arrogantly.
"Wait. Where the hell are we anyway?" Lara asked.
I am nothing but a mouthful of 'sorry's, half-hearted apologies that roll of my tongue, smoothquick, like 'r's or maybe like pocket candy that's just a bit too sweet.
"We're in some kind of gritty city," Edward said, looking around like a paranoid little boy. "A lot of hookers asked me to do things with them.
Link and Mario burst out laughing.
"Did you tell them that you are a minor?" Link said, bending over and laughing.
"Oh yeah, aren't you like supposed to be seventeen forever?" Lara said.
Edward looked away.
"Aw, Mr. Shiny is going to cry," Lara said.
"Lyve hiym alone!" Mario said.
"Jesus said to her, “I am the resurrection and the life. The one who believes in me will live, even though they die; and whoever lives by believing in me will never die. Do you believe this?” -John 11:25-26
"What no! I'm straight! I don't think Nintendo program gayness into us" Mario replied.
"Ha! Your kidding right. I'm gay and proud man! " Link yelled.
Everyone stepped back a couple spaces
"But don't you turn into a girl?" Mario asked.
"Huzzah! No it is I Zelda who is trans like Lady Gaga my wifey/husband..ey!" Zelda in man form cried.
"Ra Ra Ah Ah Ah Roma Roma-ma! GA GA OOH LALA! WANT YOUR BAD ROMANCE!!" Gaga (in woman form) screeched.
"Wait. Where the hell did you come from?!? Are you another hooker!?!?!" Edward yelled.
I am nothing but a mouthful of 'sorry's, half-hearted apologies that roll of my tongue, smoothquick, like 'r's or maybe like pocket candy that's just a bit too sweet.
