Royal Reviews: critiques from the empress

Welcome to my castle, lonely traveler. How nice of you to drop by. Would you like some tea or--- a review, per chance?
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Charge? Don't be silly, I'm royalty. What could I possibly want from you?

I dug this up from the Royal Records:
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What can the empress critique? Everthing, my veins are full of blue blood and my lineage includes the greatest names the history of humanity. And you have the gall to ask me what I can critique.
word usage,
sentence fluency,
punctuation
vocabulary.
character development
plot
If your interested in my expertise, please write me a note like the one below, and give it to me or one of my advisors. I'd be happy to assist.


SuperAwsomeStory
Link
Nonfiction
5093485-034985-3409854-3908 words (all one post)
Could you please tell me ifIhavetoomanyrunonsentences?
Thanx

Please, please please give me something to critique! It's terribly boring here, in my royal chambers, and the castle is a lonely place.

Would you mind reading a star wars fanfiction? if you don't like star wars or something, I totally understand.

Masters, Padawans, and Mysteries- a Clone Wars tale
fanfiction
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1,181 words
any opinions you have on it- whether you think its worth reading
Thanks tons!

Acomia- Land of Dragon Trainers- Part 2
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Fantasy Fiction
1431 words
Give me your opinion, is it lame? Boring? OK? Awesome? Best, most amazing thing you've ever read? (Probably not)
Any ideas or suggestions would be a huge help! Also there's a part one you should probably read first.
Thanks!

I finished these pieces.... and I'm ashamed at their lateness. I finally get customers and what do I do? Review over two months after the comment.
Ughh, the amount of guilt I feel cannot be described with words, really. But thanks to the both of you for asking me.

More or less a dream I had
Here
Fiction
580 words
I usually write longer pieces, but I don't know what to do with this. Do you have any ideas?

Thank you so much,

McMourning

Finished, McMourning. Any more takers?? I promise I'll be on time.

Finished with Young Gun; those were beautiful photographs. Anyone else?

Mackenzie, if you ever mosey over to my thread here, I'm working on your story. Not too quickly, because you still haven't told me how you want it sent to you
Wish I could be more helpful, but....

I hate to shamelessly bump my own thread but...
pu-leez com bak. I iz a gewd crY ticker, I reely iz.
I iz also a phan c fill preencess in one o dem shiiiny castles.
U wawunt me to ree veew rite??
you see what lengths I have to go to?

Hey I was wondering if you could review my story the topic is below:
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Please? It's for a contest that kind of, um... ends tomorrow. Yes, I know I'm a procrastinator!

Finished magnus, thanks for the opotunity.

finished native
Anyone else??

Your one of my favorite people that writes reviews, so since I put something up I figured I would ask for a review.

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