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zohali93
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Tue Apr 24, 2012 4:51 am
zohali93 says... · Tue Apr 24, 2012 4:51 am
Bananas were first discovered by monkeys who were colour blind and named it that.


If you got shrunk and were in the Animal park would you survive?
Do the people think that they will be left to say, "We believe" and they will not be tried? (29:2)
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iEuphoria
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Sat May 05, 2012 7:40 am
iEuphoria says... · Sat May 05, 2012 7:40 am
Just because you are small, does not make you weak! That said, probably not. xD

Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you undress?
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yubbies21
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Sat May 05, 2012 4:01 pm
yubbies21 says... · Sat May 05, 2012 4:01 pm
Because that's when they are called into the services of Darth Vader, but politely explain to him that they are in disguise right now. (Don't know how they get away without being strangled.)

Why do people white-water raft?
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iEuphoria
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Sat May 05, 2012 11:16 pm
iEuphoria says... · Sat May 05, 2012 11:16 pm
Because they are allergic to blue water.

Why is it that when someone tells you that there's billions of stars in the universe,
you believe them. But, if they tell you there's wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it?
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SidereaAquila
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Sun May 06, 2012 6:38 am
SidereaAquila says... · Sun May 06, 2012 6:38 am
Because people are inadvertently drawn to slimy/gooey/messy things, and because you'd much rather touch a little wet paint than a huge burning ball of plasma, wouldn't you?

Why does everything look gray at night?
Skittles: Taste the Spectrum

LIZARD!!!!!
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iEuphoria
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Sun May 06, 2012 6:45 am
iEuphoria says... · Sun May 06, 2012 6:45 am
Because when the sun goes away, we paint the towns gray.
o.o?

Why is it called alcoholics anonymous, when the first thing you do is stand up and say "Hi, my name is Bob, and I'm an alcoholic"?
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LadyPurple
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Wed May 16, 2012 12:47 am
LadyPurple says... · Wed May 16, 2012 12:47 am
Maybe it gives you a chance to go ahead and admit your problems...o.O

Why did the Dodo birds go extinct? I've never really known...
You're new? Great seas! Why haven't you gone to the Buddy System yet?



You're dealing with writers. The words "normal" and "usual occurrence" do not compute.
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SirTobes
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Wed May 16, 2012 11:48 am
SirTobes says... · Wed May 16, 2012 11:48 am
Because they were all had low self esteem because they thought they were ugly so they killed themselves.
There is no such thing as a stranger. Only friends we haven't met yet.

Previously Just Toby

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SirTobes
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Wed May 16, 2012 11:49 am
SirTobes says... · Wed May 16, 2012 11:49 am
Because they were all had low self esteem because they thought they were ugly so they killed themselves.

Why do dogs bark, and cats meow?
There is no such thing as a stranger. Only friends we haven't met yet.

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iEuphoria
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Fri May 18, 2012 2:39 am
iEuphoria says... · Fri May 18, 2012 2:39 am
That is their language as us humans speak English, Italian, French, etc.Their vocal cords are also built differently.

If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
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roostangarar
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Mon Jun 11, 2012 9:48 pm
roostangarar says... · Mon Jun 11, 2012 9:48 pm
The sweat of extremely confident baby oils.

What is the meaning of Life, the Universe and Everything?
I hae but ane gallant son, and if he were to follow me in my footsteps, how proud I shall be.

Time isn't a straight line. It's a big ball of wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff
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Shady
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Tue Jun 12, 2012 2:56 am
Shady says... · Tue Jun 12, 2012 2:56 am
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What makes people want to eat tofu?

Shoot-my signature gives it away...:P

"u and rina are systematically watering down the grammar of yws" - Atticus
"From the fish mother to the fish death god." - lehmanf
"A fish stole my identity. I blame shady" - Omni
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LadyPurple
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Tue Jun 12, 2012 11:59 am
LadyPurple says... · Tue Jun 12, 2012 11:59 am
Because you can make it taste like anything you want! :D

Why is the sky crying?
You're new? Great seas! Why haven't you gone to the Buddy System yet?



You're dealing with writers. The words "normal" and "usual occurrence" do not compute.
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iEuphoria
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Wed Jun 13, 2012 12:23 am
iEuphoria says... · Wed Jun 13, 2012 12:23 am
God is mad at those who sin.

Why is the show 16 and Pregnant so popular?
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roostangarar
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Wed Jun 13, 2012 4:11 pm
roostangarar says... · Wed Jun 13, 2012 4:11 pm
Everyone secretly wishes they had a 16 year old girlfriend.

Is it better to choke someone with your hands or with a tie?
I hae but ane gallant son, and if he were to follow me in my footsteps, how proud I shall be.

Time isn't a straight line. It's a big ball of wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff
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