Because that's when they are called into the services of Darth Vader, but politely explain to him that they are in disguise right now. (Don't know how they get away without being strangled.)
Why is it that when someone tells you that there's billions of stars in the universe, you believe them. But, if they tell you there's wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it?
Because people are inadvertently drawn to slimy/gooey/messy things, and because you'd much rather touch a little wet paint than a huge burning ball of plasma, wouldn't you?
"u and rina are systematically watering down the grammar of yws" - Atticus "From the fish mother to the fish death god." - lehmanf "A fish stole my identity. I blame shady" - Omni [they/he]
