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Obviously a tie. Then they can die classy.

Why does popcorn smell so good but taste like grodygrossness?
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The same reason coffee does.

Why is the puppy in Luna's picture squished between two pieces of bread? O.o

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because the alien Gorlock flew down and trapped it there.

Why is it that people say awesomazing when they could just say "that's cool" ?
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Because they are worried about people thinking they meant "Low in temperature". And that would just make no sense...

Why did I watch 7 hours of Lost today?
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because you didn't know that the ending of the series was a total cop-out.

Why does the night smell cold?
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Because the ice faires blessed it at the beginning of time.

Why do cats like to play with yarn?
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Because deep down, they crave the life blood of sheep.


Why are clothes so expensive?




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Cause secretly, every piece of fabric is made from exquisite cloth, even when they say it's made from cheap material.

Why is orange colored orange?
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because orange is an individual ^^

Why did people come up with constilations?
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They were bored, so they just started playing 'connect-the-dots' with the sky.

Why did the first man who say a chicken lay an egg decide to try it; did he think, "Hey, that bird just crapped something, let's try it!"?

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You just answered your own question!

Why are manatees considere hoofed mammals when they don't even have legs?
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because of the underground mind control agents who have been mutating them through the help of "spilled" toxic chemicals into their habitat. The mutation caused them to lose their legs and hooves, replacing them with those floppy feet thingy's.



Est-ce-que la chaise tombe dans l'ocean?
(Why is it that the chair fell in the ocean?)
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Because the chair bit me in the leg so I kicked it off ^u^

Why does the cat in yubbies21's avatar look annoyed?
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Cause you poked it, then it bit you, and afterwards, you slapped it, and now it's giving you a death glare.

Why did Apple lie about the HDness of the camera in an iPad?(It's crap, people...don't get fooled by the ads.)
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I am sorry but I have no idea ^^
Why is the character in your avatar crying?
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