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LunaHalfLacy
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Wed Jun 20, 2012 1:03 am
LunaHalfLacy says... · Wed Jun 20, 2012 1:03 am
Obviously a tie. Then they can die classy.

Why does popcorn smell so good but taste like grodygrossness?
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Shady
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Wed Jun 20, 2012 1:28 am
Shady says... · Wed Jun 20, 2012 1:28 am
The same reason coffee does.

Why is the puppy in Luna's picture squished between two pieces of bread? O.o

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yubbies21
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Wed Jun 20, 2012 1:36 am
yubbies21 says... · Wed Jun 20, 2012 1:36 am
because the alien Gorlock flew down and trapped it there.

Why is it that people say awesomazing when they could just say "that's cool" ?
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LunaHalfLacy
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Thu Jun 21, 2012 4:02 am
LunaHalfLacy says... · Thu Jun 21, 2012 4:02 am
Because they are worried about people thinking they meant "Low in temperature". And that would just make no sense...

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KatKage
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Thu Jun 21, 2012 5:34 pm
KatKage says... · Thu Jun 21, 2012 5:34 pm
because you didn't know that the ending of the series was a total cop-out.

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Thu Jun 21, 2012 8:45 pm
Nook says... · Thu Jun 21, 2012 8:45 pm
Because the ice faires blessed it at the beginning of time.

Why do cats like to play with yarn?
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Thu Jun 21, 2012 11:17 pm
Chickensandwitch says... · Thu Jun 21, 2012 11:17 pm
Because deep down, they crave the life blood of sheep.


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Nook
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Thu Jun 21, 2012 11:23 pm
Nook says... · Thu Jun 21, 2012 11:23 pm
Cause secretly, every piece of fabric is made from exquisite cloth, even when they say it's made from cheap material.

Why is orange colored orange?
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KatKage
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Fri Jun 22, 2012 12:13 am
KatKage says... · Fri Jun 22, 2012 12:13 am
because orange is an individual ^^

Why did people come up with constilations?
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Fri Jun 22, 2012 1:40 am
Shady says... · Fri Jun 22, 2012 1:40 am
They were bored, so they just started playing 'connect-the-dots' with the sky.

Why did the first man who say a chicken lay an egg decide to try it; did he think, "Hey, that bird just crapped something, let's try it!"?

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LunaHalfLacy
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Sat Jun 23, 2012 12:08 am
LunaHalfLacy says... · Sat Jun 23, 2012 12:08 am
You just answered your own question!

Why are manatees considere hoofed mammals when they don't even have legs?
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yubbies21
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Sat Jun 23, 2012 3:16 am
yubbies21 says... · Sat Jun 23, 2012 3:16 am
because of the underground mind control agents who have been mutating them through the help of "spilled" toxic chemicals into their habitat. The mutation caused them to lose their legs and hooves, replacing them with those floppy feet thingy's.



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KatKage
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Sat Jun 23, 2012 3:23 am
KatKage says... · Sat Jun 23, 2012 3:23 am
Because the chair bit me in the leg so I kicked it off ^u^

Why does the cat in yubbies21's avatar look annoyed?
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Nook
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Sat Jun 23, 2012 3:31 am
Nook says... · Sat Jun 23, 2012 3:31 am
Cause you poked it, then it bit you, and afterwards, you slapped it, and now it's giving you a death glare.

Why did Apple lie about the HDness of the camera in an iPad?(It's crap, people...don't get fooled by the ads.)
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KatKage
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Sat Jun 23, 2012 3:47 am
KatKage says... · Sat Jun 23, 2012 3:47 am
I am sorry but I have no idea ^^
Why is the character in your avatar crying?
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