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Unfortunately, that real life was the real life of a turnip farmer.
"Blah blah blah. You feel trapped in your life. Here is what I am hearing: happiness isn't worth any inconvenience."

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Unfortunately, the 'real life' you just obtained used to belong to a Russian woman called Anouska Belinsky, who wanted it back.
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That awkward moment when two people post the same 'unfortunate' comment within the same minute LOL

Let's dismiss mine since mine was second and I'll do a 'fortunate' one :)

Fortunately, after carefully watching all the series of CSI and other crime shows, you manage to murder the turnip farmer without being caught and take his 'real life' all for yourself. Well done. You are now a happy (wo)/man.
‎"I dream my paintings, then I paint my dreams" - Van Gogh




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Unfortunately, Death doesn't like that life either.
If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever.
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Fortunately, Jack Skeleton managed to defeat Oogie Boogie With the help of the half-dead you with a real life.
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Unfortunately, Jack Skeleton now wants that real life for himself.
Suppose for a moment that the heart has two heads, that the heart has been chained and dunked in a glass booth filled with river water. The heart is monologuing about hesitation and fulfillment while behind the red brocade the heart is drowning. - R.S




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Fortunately you are willing to trade it with his imortality and powers, so you escape the scientists trying to experiment on you.
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Unfortunately, the experimentation will continue anyways cause now you have Jack Skeletons imortality.
Suppose for a moment that the heart has two heads, that the heart has been chained and dunked in a glass booth filled with river water. The heart is monologuing about hesitation and fulfillment while behind the red brocade the heart is drowning. - R.S




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Fortunately you have eternity to escape.
If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever.
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Unfortunately, Eternity suddenly become meaning less when Time perishes at the Hands of Oblivion
With friends and courage one can stand against all foes, for neither man nor God can conquer those who are not alone

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GLBT it doesn't matterone thing doesn't change who we are




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Fortunately, you've perished too so you have nothing to worry about.
If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever.
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Unfortunately, a random Goddess resurrected you into a terrible world full of ice.
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Fortunately, Hel didn't resurrect the scientists.
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Unfortunately, Hel did resurrect the twelve Daemons of Glifsnard, compelling you to defeat each one.
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Fortunately Hircine, Daedra Prince of the Hunt, blessed you and aided you in defeating the Daemons.
If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever.
George Orwell



I am always saying "Glad to've met you" to somebody I'm not at all glad I met. If you want to stay alive, you have to say that stuff, though.
— Holden Caulfield