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Fortunately, BlueAfrica sliced her way out of King Kong's digestive system with the sheer power of her poetic awesomeness! (If that's even possible....)
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With all the strength of a raging fire,
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Unfortunately, as soon as she got out, Godzilla promptly ate her again.
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Fortunately, a bazooka split him open again.
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Unfortunately, the bazooka was wielded by a raving madman.
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With all the strength of a raging fire,
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.




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Fortunately, Robocop was there to save the day.
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Unfortunately, Robocop had a weakness for lemon merengue pie.
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Fortunately, there was no lemon meringue pie around.
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Unfortunately, Brother Turtle had found a lemon meringue mix hiding in his shell :shock:
"Just add water," it said...
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Fortunately, there is no water to add to the pie mix.
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Unfortunately, it started to rain. Cloud burst.
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Fortunately, there were plenty of umbrellas.
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Unfortunately, they were littered with holes the size of footballs.
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Fortunately, Brother Turtle ate all the pie mix before it could become actual pie.
You must be swift as the coursing river,
With all the force of a great typhoon,
With all the strength of a raging fire,
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.




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Unfortunately, he dropped some of it on the floor, and Robocop was immediately taken under its spell.
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Fortunately, a handsome prince kissed him and broke the spell. XD
You must be swift as the coursing river,
With all the force of a great typhoon,
With all the strength of a raging fire,
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.



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