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Unfortunately, Bob the turnip farmer hits you over the head with a wrench.
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Fortunately, the wrench is made out of sponge cake :)
I want to play a game.




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Unfortunately, the recipe they used is disgusting.
If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever.
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Fortunately, Bob the Turnip Farmer eats it for you.
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Unfortunately, he eats you after.
I am nothing
but a mouthful of 'sorry's, half-hearted
apologies that roll of my tongue, smoothquick, like 'r's
or maybe like pocket candy
that's just a bit too sweet.

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Fortunately, he dies of extreme stomach poisoning.
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Unfortunately, time remembers it was supposed be being destroyed by oblivion.
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Fortunately, time decides it doesn't like that idea and rebels.
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Unfortunately, all it has is a screwdriver and a used toothbrush.
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Fortunately, it's a magic used toothbrush..
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Unfortunately, though it bestows great powers on the user, everyone who uses it will die.
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Fortunately, Time ate it. Things were simpler that way.
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Unfortunately, the bristles rubbed against Time's teeth as it was swallowed, which qualifies as using it.
If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever.
George Orwell




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Fortunately, there is no toothpaste on it, so it doesn't quite kill him.
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Unfortunately he doesn't quite get the powers either.
If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever.
George Orwell



Every really new idea looks crazy at first.
— Alfred North Whitehead