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Unfortunately, the invisible giraffe didn't chew Oblivion well enough, and Oblivion manages to cut Its way out of it with the runners from It's sled.
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Fortunately, the dead invisible giraffe falls on top of him.
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Unfortunately, he managed to eat the remains.
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Fortunately, they were poisoned.
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Unfortunately, Oblivion was immune to poison.
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Fortunately, the poison also happened to attract giant flesh eating mosquitos.
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Unfortunately, the giant, flesh eating mosquitoes quickly allied themselves with oblivion.
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Fortunately, one of the mosquitos was Time's long lost girlfriend and so she became his spy.
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Unfortunately, Time is a guy, and has since realized he was gay, and as Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, she double-crosses Time and becomes Oblivion's spy.
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Fortunately, it's all a ploy and she triple-crosses Oblivion, allying herself with the shepherd boy on the slopes.
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Unfortunately, Oblivion has a massive mosquito-killing death ray gun.
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Fortunately, he kills all his mosquito minions with it as well and the good one turns out to be a sheep all along.
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Unfotunately, Time is offered Panda and declines.
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Fortunately Oblivion implodes on itself and is no more.
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Unfortunately, Un-Oblivion, Oblivion's evil twin, appears on the scene. Un-Oblivion is twice as evil!
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— L.M. Montgomery, Anne of Green Gables