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(Gah, I thought Robocop was male)

Unfortunately, Robocop was male, and killed the prince because of his humiliation.
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Fortunately, the prince was wearing a super-special amulet that didn't allow him to die, and having learned his lesson, he instead ate up the rest of the mix.




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Unfortunately, Robocop secretly liked the kiss.
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George Orwell




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Fortunately, he was able to pull through the distraction and he saved the day.




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Unfortunately, by the time the pie/prince/turtle episode was over, so was the city.
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Fortunately, the city had been evacuated beforehand.
If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever.
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Unfortunately, like stupid lemmings, the people jumped over a cliff into the open maws of great whites.
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Fortunately, the great whites were vegetarians.
You must be swift as the coursing river,
With all the force of a great typhoon,
With all the strength of a raging fire,
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.




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Unfortunately, their ultra-conservative parents didn't like their hippy-seeming ways, so they forced them to eat the people despite their abhorrence.
"Blah blah blah. You feel trapped in your life. Here is what I am hearing: happiness isn't worth any inconvenience."

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Fortunately, the sharks quenched their hunger so that smaller creatures like nemo could get away
Suppose for a moment that the heart has two heads, that the heart has been chained and dunked in a glass booth filled with river water. The heart is monologuing about hesitation and fulfillment while behind the red brocade the heart is drowning. - R.S




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Unfortunately, the tiny fish population grew so large without the sharks trimming it down that the entire ocean began to overflow with them and they quickly began to run out of food.
"Blah blah blah. You feel trapped in your life. Here is what I am hearing: happiness isn't worth any inconvenience."

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Fortunately, they were running out of food, so their population was quickly reduced to manageable numbers
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Unfortunately, those who were left had to fight for the little food that was left.
"Blah blah blah. You feel trapped in your life. Here is what I am hearing: happiness isn't worth any inconvenience."

~asofterworld.com




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Fortunately, they discovered that they could eat all the dead fish floating around.
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Unfortunately, the dead fish were infested with a bacteria that the live fish ingested, causing a water-wide epidemic.
"Blah blah blah. You feel trapped in your life. Here is what I am hearing: happiness isn't worth any inconvenience."

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