Granted, but then you get smallpox and terrible acne and your face is covered with digusting blisters
I wish I was a better writer
I am nothing but a mouthful of 'sorry's, half-hearted apologies that roll of my tongue, smoothquick, like 'r's or maybe like pocket candy that's just a bit too sweet.
Granted, but now everyone thinks too much of you and you are writing so much that it's sickening.
I wish I could explain my ideas better.
The hardest mountain to climb will have the greatest view. Everything at a different angle: memories serve as double vision, a view from the valleys as well as the precipice. But everything that goes up must come down.The descent from the peak will be twice as graceful & three times as difficult
What? I don't understand that last wish, icanbefixed. Hehe, just kidding.
Granted, but you turn out to be such a genius at ideas that you turn into a super-nerd at school and all the popular kids ignore you and the bullies pick on you to do their homework and the dork kids want you to join their chess community.
I wish the 'Ban the user above you' thread on YWS came back to life.
Granted, but when everybody opens their virtual giftboxes on Christmas and finds nothing but coal, they'll attack Mr. Realms with virtual pogo-sticks and nerf-guns.
I wish intergalactic aliens came to Earth, solely for the purpose of furthering peace and happiness.
I find it amusing that Grin referred to LittlePetRock as a "he"...
Granted, but now you'll never fall asleep, no matter how tired you are.
I wish I didn't have a chemistry exam next week.
There are two kinds of folks who sit around thinking about how to kill people: psychopaths and mystery writers. I'm the kind that pays better. ~Rick Castle
John McClane: Drop it. It's the police. Tony: You won't hurt me. John McClane: Oh, yeah? Why not? Tony: Because you're a policeman. There are rules for policemen. John McClane: Yeah. That's what my captain keeps telling me
Granted but then you can never stop playing said instruments and you spend the rest of your life playing music.
I wish there was world peace.
I am nothing but a mouthful of 'sorry's, half-hearted apologies that roll of my tongue, smoothquick, like 'r's or maybe like pocket candy that's just a bit too sweet.