Corrupt a Wish 2

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Granted, but now it streams live from Mars...o.O

I really wish I could get a book of mine published.
"With friends like you, who needs a medical license?"
- Paimon, Aether's Heart


“It's easier to ask forgiveness than it is to get permission.”
- Grace Hopper.




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Granted, but it's so bad that the entire writing community shuns you. :)

I wish I didn't have to go to school everyday.
"A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony, in a moment."
-Pride and Prejudice

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Granted, but you have to go to a psyche ward instead.

I wish that I would get a Kindle.
"You laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh at you because you're all the same."

Lady Gaga




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Graanted, but the kindle blows up five minutes after you finish the first book you downloaded.

I really wish that I couldn't die.
"With friends like you, who needs a medical license?"
- Paimon, Aether's Heart


“It's easier to ask forgiveness than it is to get permission.”
- Grace Hopper.




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Granted, but then you live forever and see all your friends die while you remain the same as ever.

(or worse, you just older and uglier and wrinkly-er and you can't die)

I wish I could remove every single virus from my MP3.
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Granted, but when you remove all the viruses, you accidentally delete all the music also.

I wish I my parents would let me hang out with who I want.
"A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony, in a moment."
-Pride and Prejudice

"Good writing is supposed to evoke sensation in the reader—not the fact that it is raining, but the feeling of being rained upon."
-E.L. Doctorow




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Granted, but you'll soon realise they're egoistic jerks and you won't want to hang out with them anyway.

I wish my dog could talk.
Wise man never plays leapfrog with unicorn
- Tibetan Proverb




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Just because he can talk doesn't mean he'll talk to you.

I wish I could go without sleep.
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Granted, but then you realise how much you need sleep and keep fainting.

I wish I could lose this horrid bad luck of mine...
"With friends like you, who needs a medical license?"
- Paimon, Aether's Heart


“It's easier to ask forgiveness than it is to get permission.”
- Grace Hopper.




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Blue_Rubies reply to my last post is totally what would happen. :lol: It really made me laugh.

Granted, but now you have very good luck and all your friends become jealous and stop talking to you.

I wish I could fly.
"A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony, in a moment."
-Pride and Prejudice

"Good writing is supposed to evoke sensation in the reader—not the fact that it is raining, but the feeling of being rained upon."
-E.L. Doctorow




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Granted, but you fly failed-cartoon-superhero-style into a brick wall and break your neck.

I wish I had the best avatar ever.
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Granted, but now you're banned from all forums because your avatar causes the site to shut down - it's that awesome.

I wish my dog didn't smell. :\
There are two kinds of folks who sit around thinking about how to kill people:
psychopaths and mystery writers.

I'm the kind that pays better.
~Rick Castle




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Granted but now it smells so good that it caused everyone's noses to fall off.

I wish my mom wasn't mad at me.
I am nothing
but a mouthful of 'sorry's, half-hearted
apologies that roll of my tongue, smoothquick, like 'r's
or maybe like pocket candy
that's just a bit too sweet.

~*~




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Granted but now she's so happy with you, she's writing a music album about her incredible love to you :wink:

I wish that I had another wish
I didn't know what to put here so I put this.




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Granted but now you don't know what to wish for, so it ends up being wasted.

I wish my stomach didn't hurt.
There are two kinds of folks who sit around thinking about how to kill people:
psychopaths and mystery writers.

I'm the kind that pays better.
~Rick Castle



You are beautiful because you let yourself feel, and that is a brave thing indeed.
— Shinji Moon