Granted but the events that happened on October 2nd transferred to September 2nd
I wish holograms are available today
John McClane: Drop it. It's the police. Tony: You won't hurt me. John McClane: Oh, yeah? Why not? Tony: Because you're a policeman. There are rules for policemen. John McClane: Yeah. That's what my captain keeps telling me
Granted, but then the telephone company replaces all the telephone lines with special fiber-optic cables to be compatible with holograms. In replacing one, they knock it over and smash your home.
Granted, but then no one saw the need for skittles anymore. The horror!
I wish that I wasn't so hungry!
Hermione, shut your ungodly, lopsided mouth and quit interrupting! 20 points from Gryffindor. You know, for the brightest witch of your age you can sure be a dumba** sometimes. *smiles* 10 points to Dumbledore!
Granted, but now you have to write for Doctor Who, and since you don't know anything about it you get mobbed by angry fans.
I wish the Disney Channel would disappear off the face of the earth.
"What if, doctor, we need these knots and these tangles because they're the only things holding our souls down - and if we untied the knots and untangled the tangles and stretched them out ... would our souls just float away?" ~Luke Kennard, A Practical Course in Entry Level Expressionism