Corrupt a Wish 2

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Granted but everyone is now bored out of their minds and starts killing each other.

I wish October 2nd hadn't happened.
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant. - Robert McCloskey

Teacher: What do we, in the U.S enjoy from places like Mexico?
Student: Wait, legally?

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Granted but the events that happened on October 2nd transferred to September 2nd

I wish holograms are available today
John McClane: Drop it. It's the police.
Tony: You won't hurt me.
John McClane: Oh, yeah? Why not?
Tony: Because you're a policeman. There are rules for policemen.
John McClane: Yeah. That's what my captain keeps telling me




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(Fox, they are, but just not that advanced)

Granted, but then the telephone company replaces all the telephone lines with special fiber-optic cables to be compatible with holograms. In replacing one, they knock it over and smash your home.

I wish nobody in the world could grant my wishes.
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Granted and now you cannot use this forum

I wish I would stop biting my nails.
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant. - Robert McCloskey

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Granted, but you start biting your toes instead.

I wish my cold would clear up. =P




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Granted, but then your Cold turns into a Hot. ><

I wish people would stop putting spoilers in their signatures.
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Granted but now nothing is interesting to you anymore.

I wish dinner would be done right now.
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant. - Robert McCloskey

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Granted, but it's all half-cooked and you die from salmonella.

I wish all the Irishfires in the world were put out. *snicker*
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-_- Granted but now I want REVENGE!!

I wish for all the Jenthuras to be put out! OWNED!
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant. - Robert McCloskey

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Fires can be put out, Jenthuras aren't logically able to be put out like fires. OWN DENIED!

I wish everybody in the world was colorblind to all the colors of the rainbow except one, or colorblind to only one.
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Granted, but then no one saw the need for skittles anymore. The horror! :D

I wish that I wasn't so hungry!
Hermione, shut your ungodly, lopsided mouth and quit interrupting! 20 points from Gryffindor. You know, for the brightest witch of your age you can sure be a dumba** sometimes. *smiles* 10 points to Dumbledore!

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Granted but now you'll never eat again!

Fires can be put out, Jenthuras aren't logically able to be put out like fires. OWN DENIED!


In my world they can be! OWN REINSTATED!

I wish for a new phone!
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant. - Robert McCloskey

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Granted, but then I steal it because I've lost mine and you may as well have cut off my blood supply.

I wish I could write for Doctor Who instead Moffat the Muppet.
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She's alive because she is not dead,
and junk."
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I really wish I could understand the last wish
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Granted, but now you have to write for Doctor Who, and since you don't know anything about it you get mobbed by angry fans.

I wish the Disney Channel would disappear off the face of the earth.
"What if, doctor, we need these knots and these tangles because they're the only things holding our souls down - and if we untied the knots and untangled the tangles and stretched them out ... would our souls just float away?"
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seagulls are bad sea chickens with no sense of humanity
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