Corrupt a Wish 2

Granted, but it feels so good you go out for a walk and get hit by a car.

I wish there were more smartie cookies in the world.

Granted, but now there are only smartie cookies and no more chocolate chip.

I wish chalk wouldn't melt in the rain.

Granted, but now it explodes in the rain.

I wish the clouds rained marshmallows.

Granted, but then it never rains rain and you get pretty thirsty after a few weeks of marshmallow floodings.

((No wish.....))

Oops! Sorry!

I wish I would never forget anything ever again.

Granted, but your brain explodes from remembering everything.

I wish school was never invented.

Granted, but you become a stupid vegetable.

I wish that I had a giant marshmallow to eat right now.

Granted, but the marshmallow becomes conscious and decides he wants to eat you

I wish Monopoly money was real.

Granted, but you are arrested by an auditor for becoming a gazillionaire overnight for no reason.

I wish it was Saturday.

Granted, but your wish malfunctions and it is Saturday everyday and you never get any school done and turn into a vegetable.

I wish for a un-corruptible wish that would only result in me having something good or some quantity of some good thing that nobody would be jealous of me having and that which would result in nobody's death.

Ha. Beat that.

Granted but now you just look sad.

I'm glad I'm not alone in the forget-to-make-a-wish category, eh, Skins?

I wish people would write down their wishes...

Granted, but then everyone ignores your wish anyway.

I wish I'll get an A on my Spanish test.