Granted, but then its precision is so increased, you bump it and your cursor flies across the screen, hitting the 'select all writing' button and then the 'delete' button.
Granted, but now no one ever takes any notice of anything you do, even when you want them to.
I wish I wasn't so hungry right now.
There are two kinds of folks who sit around thinking about how to kill people: psychopaths and mystery writers. I'm the kind that pays better. ~Rick Castle
granted, but to fill your hunger, you consume the entire world and leave the rest of us with nothing. Hence, we all attack you with nerf guns and fuzzy chains.
Granted, but now there is a new currency going around. All your money is useless, and nobody wants it.
I wish I could live in my dreams and nightmares.
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Granted, but then the ritz crackers become radioactively-sentient from a nearby nuclear station and they eat you and spit you back out into a muffin shaped container with a fishbowl over your head and then you get your brain eaten by poetry.
Granted, but the chip is infected with a virus, and one day at school the children all start blasting polka music from their ears before crashing and becoming completely useless. A few spontaneously combust.
I wish my dude would get his own car already.
We've got deep-fried water bears and horse wigs!
If you're slapped in Guam, you're slapped in real life. --chibibo
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