Corrupt a Wish 2

Now they are all badly corrupted.

I wish I was good at Basketball.

Granted, but then you're so good that evreryone keeps telling you it's a waste if you don't practice every second of the day, every day for the rest of your life. Of course, this doesn't allow for eating and you starve, hand still on the basketball... Rest in peace.

I wish I can automatically get full marks on every test I take!

Granted, but you fail at every other aspect of life.

I wish for Genie's freedom!

Granted but now you have to take his place!

I wish I would stop being lazy and start running.

Granted, but you are slow and can't keep up a pace to save your life.


I wish I was better at math.

Granted, but now you are so good, your brain becomes addicted to the concept of math itself, and hardly a second goes by when you're not compulsively sorting through numbers and complex mathematical equations in your head, so eventually you become something along the lines of a mad scientist.

I wish I wasn't sad.

Granted, but now you are so insanely giddy that people are scared of you.


I wish I didn't have to go to school today.

Granted, but now you have to go to school on the weekend.

I wish I had more time to write!

Now you do nothing but write and write...and write...and write...and eat. (Cause I'm nice and don't want you to starve. SKORPIONNE.) Oh yeah, and write.

I wish I could freeze time.

Granted, but now you are extremely cold. XD

I wish I wasn't stuck in a class full of loud, immature, lazy seniors right now.

Granted, but now you're stuck in a class full of loud, immature, lazy college freshmen.

I wish I wasn't so paranoid.

Granted, but now you trust everyone.

I wish I never got a grade below and A.

Iiscraftywriter wrote:Now you do nothing but write and write...and write...and write...and eat. (Cause I'm nice and don't want you to starve. SKORPIONNE.) Oh yeah, and write.

Hey! I didn't make up the game!

Granted, but then people get suspicious, and rumours spread...

I wish I wasn't getting asthma again.

Granted, but now you are getting mesothelioma--sucks for you!

I wish my friend would shave that unsightly hair beneath her chin. (Yes, I said her.) *shudders*

Granted, but then you get one yourself!

I wish the musical I'm doing costumes and make up for will go nice and smooth when it shows this march.