Corrupt a Wish 2

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Granted, but you have terrible pitch.

I wish I didn't suck at reviewing. :(
You must be swift as the coursing river,
With all the force of a great typhoon,
With all the strength of a raging fire,
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.




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Granted but now you are swamped with people who want your opinion and never have time for this forum.

I wish I wasn't bored.
I have loved the words and I have hated them. I only hope I have made them right.

---The Book Thief---

Hi, I'm Sunshine! It's lovely to meet you!




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Granted, but not you are swamped with stress and have deadlines to meet around every corner. Welcome to the world of panic disorder.

I wish I were in New Zealand.
I am a forest fire and an ocean, and I will burn you just as much
as I will drown everything you have inside.
-Shinji Moon


I am the property of Rydia, please return me to her ship.




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Granted, but now you can't leave. MWA HA HA!
(New Zealand is awesome!)

I wish I was in Australia. (not Queensland because of the flooding)
God gives us our relatives - thank God we can choose our friends.
- Ethel Watts Mumford

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
- Walter Winchell

“I’ll Surprise you, I promise”
-Adam Lambert




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Granted, but a kangaroo eats you. :shock:

I wish I was in Dixie! (Away, away . . .)
You must be swift as the coursing river,
With all the force of a great typhoon,
With all the strength of a raging fire,
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.




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Granted but no one else is there so you're all alone.

I wish I hadn't had two cups of Mountain Dew for lunch. >.<
There are two kinds of folks who sit around thinking about how to kill people:
psychopaths and mystery writers.

I'm the kind that pays better.
~Rick Castle




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Granted, but you had 6 cokes and now you can't stop burping :P

I wish I could be a published writer!
I'm a high functioning sociopath, do your research!
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"You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club."
- Jack London.




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Granted, but your book gets horrible reviews and everyone thinks it is so awful, they start blogs about it. (I really hate to do that to you.....)

I wish to find El Dorado! :D
You must be swift as the coursing river,
With all the force of a great typhoon,
With all the strength of a raging fire,
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.




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Granted, but the natives kill you! :mrgreen:

I wish I had more views on my art and fanfiction online.
I'm a high functioning sociopath, do your research!
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"You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club."
- Jack London.




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Granted, but only two more views. By you.

I wish I knew where Waldo was hiding. D:
Ideas don't stay in heads very long because they don't like solitary confinement.




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Granted, but then you turn the page and can't find him.
Live, Love, Laugh




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I wish Fiction had posted a wish I could corrupt.
There are two kinds of folks who sit around thinking about how to kill people:
psychopaths and mystery writers.

I'm the kind that pays better.
~Rick Castle




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Granted, but you have a mind blank and can't corrupt it.

I wish I was a good writer.
God gives us our relatives - thank God we can choose our friends.
- Ethel Watts Mumford

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
- Walter Winchell

“I’ll Surprise you, I promise”
-Adam Lambert




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Granted, but you are thirty four with that good writing experience and depressed that you wasted your life, thus killing yourself. (I'm sure you're a good writer, cuppy. ;))

I wish girls would stop saying they're too fat.
Ideas don't stay in heads very long because they don't like solitary confinement.




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Granted, but now they are constantly complaining about their hair.


I wish for three more wishes.
I'm a high functioning sociopath, do your research!
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"You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club."
- Jack London.



I think Amelia Earhart wants you to get some ice cream.
— SilverNight