Corrupt a Wish 2

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Granted, but now you are gay. :mrgreen:

I wish my brother wasn't so much more popular than me.
You must be swift as the coursing river,
With all the force of a great typhoon,
With all the strength of a raging fire,
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.




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Granted, but he would be dead.

I wish I could have an uninterrupted nap!
Ideas don't stay in heads very long because they don't like solitary confinement.




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Granted, but you sleep through senior prom, college applications, and the unexpected filming of a new movie in your neighborhood, on your street, with local actors.

I wish I was cooler than the varsity soccer jerks at my school
Would you kindly?




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Granted, but the guys hate you now.

I wish the next book of the Inheritance cycle would come out now...no wait, scratch that, I wish I was Christopher Paolini. :D
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Granted, but then he never has any more books coming out because you are him and he's not him. (Did that even make sense? Haha)

I wish I could get front row tickets to one of Aerosmith's concerts this November
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Granted, but Steven Tyler does a hard-core stage dive and no one catches him--well, no one except you.

I wish I would stop having dreams about people getting their throats cut. o_O
You must be swift as the coursing river,
With all the force of a great typhoon,
With all the strength of a raging fire,
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.




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Granted, but now you have dreams about people getting their brains bashed out instead.

I wish my eyes wouldn't hurt whenever I read.
There are two kinds of folks who sit around thinking about how to kill people:
psychopaths and mystery writers.

I'm the kind that pays better.
~Rick Castle




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Now your nose hurts whenever you read.

I wish I was a faster typer.
I have loved the words and I have hated them. I only hope I have made them right.

---The Book Thief---

Hi, I'm Sunshine! It's lovely to meet you!




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Granted; however, your fingers move at such a rate that the friction has eroded your flesh. Enjoy your nubs.

I wish that I could talk about Fight Club.
I am a forest fire and an ocean, and I will burn you just as much
as I will drown everything you have inside.
-Shinji Moon


I am the property of Rydia, please return me to her ship.




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I cracked up over Lumi's "Enjoy your nubs" ROFL

Granted, but the only place you can talk about it is the knitting club.

I wish I was taller.
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Granted, but now you are always bumping your head on chandeliers. :mrgreen:

I wish my bandmates wouldn't make fun of me for liking Nickelback. -_-
You must be swift as the coursing river,
With all the force of a great typhoon,
With all the strength of a raging fire,
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.




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(They do? That's laaame.)

Granted, but now they tease you for listening to all your other music.

I wish I had a cat.
There are two kinds of folks who sit around thinking about how to kill people:
psychopaths and mystery writers.

I'm the kind that pays better.
~Rick Castle




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Granted, but it bites you and you get rabies.

I wish for a crumpet.
You must be swift as the coursing river,
With all the force of a great typhoon,
With all the strength of a raging fire,
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.




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Granted but it is both burnt to crisp and stale.

I wish people would stop insulting Steven Tyler and my obsession over him (grrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!)
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Granted; however, everyone who once insulted Steven Tyler now has his attention, destroying any possibility of you kidnapping him.

I wish my voice had a larger range.
I am a forest fire and an ocean, and I will burn you just as much
as I will drown everything you have inside.
-Shinji Moon


I am the property of Rydia, please return me to her ship.



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You flare, you flicker, you fade... And in the end, all your tomorrows become yesterdays.
— Megatron (Lost Light, by Roberts, Lawrence, Lafuente)