Corrupt a Wish 2

Granted, but then Starbucks is bought by McDonald's and only sells coffee flavored burgers and someone stuffs your chair with them.

I wish that I had the ability to bake brownies with my mind.

Granted, but you get distracted, forget about them, and they burn.

I wish I could be happy all the time.

Granted...just...granted (I'm corrupting the wish to make me corrupt someone elses wish. Mwahaha)

That's corrupting the game, not the wish!

I wish you could think of witty things to say at the time.

Granted, but you'll always end up with a black eye.

I wish I wasn't so darn short!

(How tall are you Raz?) Granted, but now you're so darn tall that birds constantly perch on your head, thinking you're a tree.

I wish I didn't have to finish this homework right now.

(5'2", and done growing for life.) Granted, but you'll have to do it tomorrow, with all your other homework, and have a LOT more to do.

I wish I could get this song out of my head!

Granted, but you get another song stuck in your head.

I wish I had lots of money!

Granted, but telemarketers find out about you, and you spend forever trying to ignore the people asking you if you want to change your long distance phone plan.

I wish all my wishes didn't get corrupted

Granted, but now every time you wish, you spontaneously combust.

I wish that when my mother grounded me, she didn't lend my
phone to my sister because she broke hers. (She could break mine too...and read all my texts.)

Granted, but instead she lent your computer to her and now your sister can see what you posted here on YWS.

I wish I wasn't so lazy.

RazHuni wrote:(5'2", and done growing for life.)

Dude! I'm 4'11.

Granted, but you would be very uptight.

I wish didn't confuse myself so much.

Hawkins, done growing?

Granted, but now you confuse other people too much.

I wish things weren't so complicated.

(Looks like I am. -_- )

Granted, but now they are so simple, life is essentially meaningless.

I wish I could go to prom this year.

Granted, but prom instead comes to you, and your house is trashed from all the grinding and partying.

I wish girls liked me more