Corrupt a Wish 2

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Granted, but you must take me with you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wish for some hot tea right now
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Granted, but it's really horrible, watery, no-sugar-and-no-milk tea :shock: #
I wish that I was a famous author :D
I want to play a game.




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Granted, but you become famous after your dead already.

I wish I could meet Brad Pitt and Johnny Depp
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Granted, but the reason you're meeting them is that they're murdering you.

I wish for one moment of utter madness.
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Granted, but you can never talk about it, write about it, or even remember it.

I wish I could go back in time.
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Granted, but you end up going so far back you end up with the dinosaurs and you can't go forward to the time of humans.

I wish I could get an I-pad.
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Granted, but it's used, broken, and past it's warranty.

I wish I wasn't nauseous.
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Granted but now you've got an awful headache.

I wish Logan really was mine hehe. ^.^
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Granted, but he turns out to be an abusive husband. o_O

I wish that wishing on stars actually worked. :(
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Granted, but all your wishes would be corrupted like this thread!

I wish I sang Brains on the YWS radio show on purpose.
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^^^(Wait, what happened?) Granted, but it sounded horrible. XD

I wish I could be on the YWS radio show. :(
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Granted, but (here's the story) you're on hold for a while, get bored, start singing Brains by Voltaire, then realize the other end of the phone is silent, and most of the messages in chat are questioning who the singer is, and certain people who know you sing that often are saying it's you, and you stop mid line to say, "Wait, you guys can hear me?"

(In all truth, I enjoy telling people about that complete fail now that it's over since November! By the way, in my opinion, it sounded horrible anyway. xD)

I wish I didn't have to go to school tomorrow.
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Granted, but then you go Hell.

I wish for dill pickles. Right now.
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Granted, but the cucumbers they're made from were rotten.

(By the way Jenth, my wish was actually granted, must I go to Hell? :O)

I wish all the obnoxious/snobby/superficial/rude people would be put on an island or sent into space, so we awesome folk have the world to ourselves!
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Granted, but then the awesome people turn on each other and the in precisely 81 days humanity is extinct.

I wish that I have comfortable chair and a Starbucks giftcard that never runs out.
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