Corrupt a Wish 2

Granted, but the magical paper and pecil wins your teachers' favor and becomes a better student than you.

I wish the New Yorker would publish something I sent them

Granted, but nobody likes it.

I wish there was no such thing as being an idiot.

Granted, but now you have to be sensible for the rest of your life with no fun.
I wish my sister would stop annoying me.

Granted, but now she's annoying your mother, who, in annoyance, sends you out to get the mail.

I wish for more meh.

meh.

I wish for a magic wand.

Granted, but it turns out to be made of meh.

I wish for awe-smacking skillz.

Granted, but nobody cares.

I wish it was NaNoWriMo time.

Granted, but you aren't allowed to participate in it!

I wish I can go see Aerosmith on their tour this summer

(EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Granted, but they all get arrested for some form of public indecency right at the beginning of the concert.

I wish for fish.

You get a Puffer Fish, which is posinus to eat.

I wish it would rain jello!

Granted, but it rains jello too much, and the world's first ever lethal-jello-flood begins. Even worse, it shuts down the computers, so no YWS. Jello rain isn't worth that.

I wish for my life to stay awesome.

*warrior princess, how dare you even suggest that! *cries* that would make me very very very depressed*

Granted, but everyone you love and everyone you will love will end up with a sucky life.

I wish I hadn't had to watch the STD powerpoint in Health Class today!!! *twitch twitch...mentally scared...FOR LIFE!*

Granted, but instead you have to watch something that leaves you even more traumatized, and in a mental hospital.

I wish for more creativityin the world.

Granted, but then everyone becomes creative, so there really wouldn't be any creaticity at all!

I wish I could forgive my father

Grantd, but he never forgives you for forgiving him.

I wish That I could go to France for a holiday.