Corrupt a Wish 2

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Now your a total jerk who lives in hate of others. (Jeez that sounded really mean...sorry!)

I wish I could travel the world.
I have loved the words and I have hated them. I only hope I have made them right.

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Granted, but something very unfortunate happens to you in each country you visit. (I think this forum insidiously destroys the human soul!) :(

I wish it wouldn't.
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Granted, but now Skorpionne is noble, and you must corrupt her noble wishes.

I wish something would save me from the combined wrath of you two. ;)
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Ganted, but that just spoils the game! (Sorry.)

I wish I could get over my hate of clothes shopping.
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Granted, however, although you are now enthusiatic, you are constantly broke becuase you spend all your money on ridiculously priced items of material :/

I wish I could take critism better.

/Isha:/= To be honest, we are talking about mostly nothing which in its own essence is something. But somethingness can't be nothing if there isn't nothing in the first place. So really, we're talking about meaningly somethingness that's technically caused by nothingness.


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^^^Haha Jenthura. Beware of wrathful females. It almost always means death.

Granted, but now you are exremely critical of others and feel no remorse for their suffering. O_o

I wish there was no such thing as apathy.
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Granted, but now everybody is so empathic that it gets extremely annoying.

I wish I could know if people were lying.
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Granted, but that doesn't stop them from lying, so you are constantly losing trust in people.

I wish someone would make a movie of "Eragon" that wasn't so blastedly awful as the one they did a few years ago.
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Hear, hear! Granted, but then they do a film of Eldest that's even worse.

I wish I could go into books and witness the events for myself.
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Now you get stuck in one of the books.

I wish my hair wasn't so thick.
I have loved the words and I have hated them. I only hope I have made them right.

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Granted but (and this was obvious) you go bald from over-exposure to pure awesomeness.

I wish for smurf pie. :twisted:
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Granted but,

A) The Smurfs come out of the pie and murder you, or...
B) You get Smurf disease.

I wish for non-Smurf pie.
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Granted, but it turns out to be a ninja pie.

Ninja pies are sprinkled with powdered swords. :D

I wish for meh.
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Granted, but instead, you end up with blek.

I wish I knew what I wanted to wish for
Would you kindly?




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Granted, but then you forget it.

I wish my homework would do itself.
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