Corrupt a Wish 2

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Jenthura
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Tue Dec 21, 2010 5:03 am
Jenthura says... · Tue Dec 21, 2010 5:03 am
Granted, but now you're scared of being close to the ground.

I wish the burns would go away.
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Eniarrol
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Thu Dec 23, 2010 5:28 am
Eniarrol says... · Thu Dec 23, 2010 5:28 am
Granted, but then you will forget to put on suncream next time anyway and get burnt.

I wish I was a famous movie star :)
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Warrior Princess
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Fri Dec 24, 2010 12:49 am
Warrior Princess says... · Fri Dec 24, 2010 12:49 am
Granted, but you are famous for being in reeeeaaaalllllly crappy movies. Like Jason Statham.

I wish I could just party with my friends, just for one night.
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EccentricityAside
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Mon Dec 27, 2010 5:03 am
EccentricityAside says... · Mon Dec 27, 2010 5:03 am
Granted, but they all get a disease from the punch and die.

I wish I could write a bestsellign book.




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Warrior Princess
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Mon Dec 27, 2010 11:42 pm
Warrior Princess says... · Mon Dec 27, 2010 11:42 pm
Granted, but then it gets banned for some stupid reason.

I wish that every time I didn't finish my food at a restaurant, it coud automatically be transported to hungry children.
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Jenthura
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Thu Dec 30, 2010 4:58 pm
Jenthura says... · Thu Dec 30, 2010 4:58 pm
Granted, but prolonging their lives only makes them suffer longer. (shoot, I really didn't want to corrupt that one)

I wish I didn't feel like crap right now.
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fictionfanatic
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Fri Dec 31, 2010 2:40 am
fictionfanatic says... · Fri Dec 31, 2010 2:40 am
Granted, but you will feel like crap tomorrow (sorry, don't really mean that)

I wish that my life wasn't so messed up right now!
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Warrior Princess
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Fri Dec 31, 2010 3:36 am
Warrior Princess says... · Fri Dec 31, 2010 3:36 am
Granted, but now the lives of hundreds of innocent people are messed up instead.

I wish I could've assassinated Hitler before he instigated the Holocaust. :P
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With all the strength of a raging fire,
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Skorpionne
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Fri Dec 31, 2010 12:40 pm
Skorpionne says... · Fri Dec 31, 2010 12:40 pm
*Applauds* Granted, but someone else invents it.

I wish I didn't have to corrupt that wish.
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Jenthura
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Sat Jan 01, 2011 5:03 am
Jenthura says... · Sat Jan 01, 2011 5:03 am
Granted, but then you have to corrupt mine. And everybody knows that alone can cause you mortal pain. ;)

I wish I wasn't so cocky and bullheaded.
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NovemberNovelist
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Sat Jan 01, 2011 5:58 am
NovemberNovelist says... · Sat Jan 01, 2011 5:58 am
Granted, you're now a tub of popcorn.

I wish that I could sleep in every day.




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Skorpionne
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Sat Jan 01, 2011 5:48 pm
Skorpionne says... · Sat Jan 01, 2011 5:48 pm
Granted, but then something amazing happens in the morning and you miss it.

I wish wasn't so addicted to the computer.
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Warrior Princess
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Sat Jan 01, 2011 6:36 pm
Warrior Princess says... · Sat Jan 01, 2011 6:36 pm
Granted, but now you are addicted to meth. (For the record, I really didn't want to do that to you!)

I wish that when I die, it could be in place of someone else.
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Skorpionne
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Sat Jan 01, 2011 10:28 pm
Skorpionne says... · Sat Jan 01, 2011 10:28 pm
Oh good lord! Stop doing noble wishes and making me feel bad!

Granted, but the person who doesn't die is Hitler.


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Warrior Princess
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Sat Jan 01, 2011 10:35 pm
Warrior Princess says... · Sat Jan 01, 2011 10:35 pm
^^^Haha. I'm just a noble person. (Perhaps it's because I'm descended from Polish aristocracy on my mother's side.)

Granted, but nobody reads it. (This hurts my heart!!!)

I wish I wasn't so noble. :P
You must be swift as the coursing river,
With all the force of a great typhoon,
With all the strength of a raging fire,
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.



“And how shall I think of you?' He considered a moment and then laughed. 'Think of me with my nose in a book!”
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