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"Uh... how about no? *walks out of room quickly*"

What would you say if your best friend told you that she was moving to venus next week with a bunch of friends and they were going to rename it "The Party Planet"?

"Well, Venus was the goddess of love...can I go?"

What would you say if you were a college student and Incandescence was your professor?

"Would you like a cashew, sir?"

Although...:ponders:...I suppose it's a very Lacanian idea.

Mmm...

Anyway, if someone offered you their philter, would you accept?

"If philter means cookie and accept means have all then I DO!!!"

So far, what is your favorite question and reply on the thread? You can copy it from the past... let the person know that you liked theirs... lol, come on show me your favorite!

I like Brad's witty responses ....



.... no matter how sick, distorted, or disgusting they may be.

What would you do (or say) if you found out Brad got fired and is now living on the streets begging for food?

"ah hahaha.... :points: AHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

What would you do if you thought PHILTER was a sexual organ (As I mistook as well)

"I really, really need to start taking those pills my doctor prescribed to make my head right..."

What would you do (or say) if you found out YWS was sending subliminal messages into your head?

"Feh... no way" :drinks the diet pepsi:

What would you do if you were forced to eat this nasy loev carb yogurt that was flavor vanilla cream? (It can either be horrid or good... ahorrid!!!)

"Advertisers these days just get worse and worse."

What would you do (or say) if, by law, everybody had to be vegetarians?

"..... WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FRIENCH FRIES WHAT WILL I DO WITHOUT YOU!?!?!?"

What would you do is Tony Hausker tried to jump kick you on the soccer field?

"I'd like to increase my life insurance, please ..."

What would you do (or say) if horses suddenly took over the world?


French fries aren't meat ...

"WE'RE ALL GONNA GET STAMPED-" *horses trample on Niteowl*

What would you say if you were a horse that just killed me by trampling and I came back from the dead to haunt you? Assuming horses could talk.

'Writing Activity competitions until I die??? NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!'

What would you say if you ripped your pants during a job interview and if you got up from the chair, the employer would see a big rip in your...private...area?

:eyes narrow:

"What are *you* staring at?"

If a package were to show up at your door (Assuming, of course, this package can be any size), and you could make it contain any thing (Notice the singularity here) you wanted, what would the box have in it?

Cardboard, duh!


Hours and hours of educational fun.

What would you do (or say) if every single piece of writing you wrote was deeemed offensive by some form of Christian group?