One line Summary

"*dies* Not another one!"

What you do if someone said that directly after you asked them out?

:dies: "not again!"

What would you say if your parents took you and your family to a nudist beach that summer?

"WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH Y'ALL'S MINDS!?"

What would you do if your dog brought a dead squirrel into the house?

"Hey PAW, DINNERS READY"

What would you say if you and another writer mud wrestled?

"This might be fun...if it wasn't so wrong!"

What would you say if you hiccuped a fly?

"I can't believe you talked me into this!! *smacks other writer as hard as she can*"

What would you say if your pet iguana ran away from home and didn't even leave a note to tell you where he was going?

I'll answer both questions...

What would you say if you hiccuped a fly?

"BUZZ"

What would you say if your pet iguana ran away from home and didn't even leave a note to tell you where he was going?

"And to think of allt eh manners I taught that ingrateful lizard!"

What would you say if you aced a quiz?

I don't like long, over the Internet relationships. They just do not work out.

What would you do if you kissed a frog and it turned into your prince charming?

... What does that do with acing a quiz?

"Why would i kiss a frog"

What would you do if you were lost int e wilderness with a toilet plundger and half a map?

"As if there was any doubt...psh."

In the event the 6th Harry Potter book fell from a three-story building and tragically killed you, after hitting you on the head, what would you want your epitaph to say?

"Born into this world to a loving mom and dad... and taken away by soem drunken English womans writing."

What would you say if JK Rowling died?

I'd try not to yawn (but not too hard), as all the little fankids sat crying.

...... I'll just post a random question.....

What would you say if your worse enemy dated a guy or girl you liked?

"Well... there goes my afternoon... now I'll have to hunt her down..."

What would you do if you found out that your father was an alien, and your mother was a human?

"Liz-ZEE phone distant relatives" waves finger

what woudl you do if your favorite GUY or girl teache who was only 20 something wanted to date you? (ooh)