One line Summary

"Sing a happy happy happy happy happy happy song!"

What would you say if you switched places with a cartoon character, and which character would it be?

Well, Bozo the Clown because he has a creepy laugh and a large red nose and asks, "How are you kids?"

I don't know. What? Don't look at me like that! I thought I told you to stay in the car.

Er...

So what would you say if you had to palpate a cow (as I just gone doing) because the cervix had, essentially, closed up? Well, that is to say, besides, "Ew".

"... yes.... i do not understand.... moo"

What would you do if you barfed up dinner at your fiance's parents house while they said, "give me a hug" ? Ooh lol

Get the hose and spray it all over them, which of course would attract them to me more.

What would you say if you could only talk with your mouth full? Er, what would you try to say that would only come out as "mmph mmm mph"

"mph mph mph mph mph mph mph mph mph mph mph mph mph mph mph MPH-MPH"

Translation:

"Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow ME-OW!"

What would you do if you admitted to this person who was your friend that you thought they were ugly?

"At least you're not as ugly as me."

What would you say if you changed genders?

"I still have a sexy body, sexy sexy body... hot hot Elliot (boy name of Elizabeth) Hot hot hot. Sexy hair, sexy body, sexy, sexy feet... ooh my GOD!! HAIRY PITS EW EW EW EW EW!!!" :bunch of guys look strangely at me:

What would you say if all you ate for 400 days were noodles? Any type.

'Boy, I feel noodlely.' ::crowd laughs::

What would you say if you were offered a military alliance with the species of Blue-Footed Boobies?
(lol it's a bird by the way, "Blue Footed Booby")

"Yes.... We will form the allience... if you give us.... all the birdseed."

LOL, what would you do if you pricked your finger and then blew up?

My remains would magically put themselves together and then I'd run around like a chicken with its head cut off.

What would you do if you were headless but still alive?

I would probably have to go find a bag to put over my stump.

What would you do if ... you got stuck at the badger badger badger song and werent able to leave it and then it became an all da y channel and all over the radio and WOUDLN'T LET YOU LEAVE!?!?!?!?!

Run around singing "badger badger badger badger badger...MUSHROOM MUSHROOM!"

What would you do if your pet changed species?

'Sparky come here boy! I have a treat for you!' ::crocodile bites off arm:: 'AHHHHHHH!!!!! MY GOD D*MN ARM!!!'

What would you say if you were the victim of the 4-hour erectile side effect of the Cialis pill?
(if your a girl it doesn't matter, you can still say something relevant and funny)

:In therphy: ".... I thought I was scared because I didn't know why my hair was standing on end but I guess that it wsa the static electricity?"

What would you do if you put a picture of your friend on the net and all of a sudden they were famous and you don't know how?

"Dang internet."

What would you do (or say) if you got a video message stating it would self-destruct in five seconds?